Fight like Lennox Lewis, and put SFMM down 1-2-3? Now that's a sports hybrid.
As for Cedar Point being around 130 years and only having 14 coasters, that's an unfair comment. The oldest coaster at the Point is what? Blue Streak, built in '64? Well, then, they have 14 coasters built in the past 36 years. That's pretty comparable. Plus, SFMM was around before it was actually called "Six Flags Magic Mountain," was it not? Thusly, they probably had a coaster or two before they were bought.
Like people have been stressing, this "arms race" really benefits us! Who knows, maybe if nobody was close to CP's record, they wouldn't even put in a coaster in 2002, and put in a nice thrill ride or just do some general improvements. Now, I'm not saying that would be bad... but would you rather have that, or, as BCspartans said, a CCI and a sit-down looper combo?
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