"Wood You Believe It?"

^ - no you don't.

Neuski said:
Carets are pointless. We all have names.

Post of the year. Can anyone write with context? It's a lot easier to follow than counting an absurd number of symbols.

Ensign Smith said:
Caret-screwing is only of the many fine services we offer here at Ensigns 'R' Us.

As is making incomplete sentences too, huh? ;)

Ensigns 'R' Us: Hello, Ensigns 'R' Us, how can we help you?

Me: Yes, I'd like 13 incomplete sentences and a handful of caret screwing please.

Ensigns 'R' Us: No problem, would you like the combo deal?

Me: No thanks, I just want a whole bunch of individual incomplete sentences and the screwed carets are for a friend.

haha! Sweet! Get me some of that action!

Yeah the wood they do use is southern yellow pressure treated pine on the wood coasters. This kind of wood is used just like on backyard decks,and if you have one you probably noticed after time it'll shrink and leave larger gaps than it used to have when new.This could very well be what has happened on MS or any other application they used it on.Just thought i'd throw that in there.

One platter of incomplete frags, hold the LOLs, IMOs and BTWs, coming up. Lightly garnished with screwed carets. Have you heard about today's special on run-on sentences?

I am soo proud of myself, I noticed the wood last weekend and posted about it in the what next for cedar point topic days ago. Just proves i wasnt playing with my wood when I mentioned it :) Oh yea what the posted didnt mention everyone is getting hyped up over only 4 stacks of wood. Two large and Two small ones.

Ensign Smith, do you offer the incorrect-grammar sauce? A lot of people here seem to throw it on everything they type. I was wondering if you included that with any of your combo deals?

Sauce is always included, gratis! Don't forget our sprinkles of faulty/missing punctuation -- always a crowd pleaser! We are now, I'm pleased to announce, also selling extra exclamation points by the case. One gross for only two easy payments of $9.99. A guaranteed winner!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!*

*Still not satisfied with that price? We'll TAER IT DOWN for you! If you act right now, you can get that one gross of exclamation points for the low, low price of one easy payment of $9.99 + shipping and handling!!!!1!!!1!!!!!! You heard me, that's half off!

Operators are standing by! Don't delay! Mileage may vary!

I am not sure if the comments about incomplete sentences and carets were about my post or not.

This is actually the only forum I am in so I do not know all the lingo, nor do I always know what is appropriate so if you want to give me a heads up I am happy to read it but I need to be able to understand it. That is if that was directed to me.

I am a little confused.

I do write a lot of incomplete sentences on here. My hands are a little tired from writing my thesis but this is a nice escape.

L

But on myspace they said an Eighteenth Birthday is a big celebration.... and on the inside it said hmmmmmmm......

Alright, I'll let the cat out of the bag, a source deep withing ht eorganization told me the wood is for a 600 foot woodie.

:: fumbles for the phone before all the exclamation points are gone::

Whew, I must have just made it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!@!@!!!!@

And oooohh look, I even got a few free @ signs tossed in my order too!

Er, um, those are technically a contaminant. FDA rules permit us up to one part per thousand of @. But don't let that bother you. The product is still just as good, just a little bit . . . uh, crunchier.

[url][url]Not to mention that '@' is a symbol known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects.

Which might require one to get a c@-scan.

Did Tony hi-jack your account? I don't expect puns THAT bad from you.

I guess, just like the market, I am reaching for a new low . . .

My aunt from California died from the @ sign. I would buy some !!!!1!!!!, but not if @ signs are included!

Listen, I'm prepared to undercut Ensign on a quantity of !!!!111!!!, guaranteed to be @ free, but you can't let him know, and you have to meet me at the basketball courts at midnight. Bring cash.