This post is hilarious!! I pretty much agree with all these complaints, and they can all drive me on edge especially when it's 2:00 in the afternoon, 90 degrees, and the sun is bearing down on me.
The one thing that drives me insane, though, are girls dressed up like their going to a party or something. I was in line for Mean Steak last year, and these girls (probably about 16) were putting on lipstick, mascara, etc. And they were doing their hair. I wanted to say "Hello, do you realize you're about to go on a roller coaster?"
I'm all for looking decent, but when I go to Cedar Point, I wear something COMFORTABLE. Some of these girls look so warm and uncomfortable. Whatever happened to shorts, a t-shirt, and some tennis shoes?