Cedar Point Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but the water pressure is low so the cannons have a range of 10 inches.

I wish they would do away with premium parking so I don't have to walk past a hundred empty spots every time I go out to my car.

Granted, but the only shoot 1cm long

I wish they sold BBQ chicken wings.

To slow again!

Granted, but they moved the parking lot to Canada

I wish they sold BBQ chicken wings

granted, but don't ask where the seagulls went.

I wish I could get the family reunion moved to cedar point.

Granted, but an angry riot destroyed your family's houses

I wish I can drive a golf kart at cedar point

Granted, but you can only drive it in the parking lot.

I wish Soak City had better water slides.

Granted, but the water would be acidic.

I wish there was a roller coaster that wen't all the way from Cedar Point to my house (near Akron).

Granted, but its actually just a train.

I wish i would spend the night on Millennium Force.

Granted, but you'll be banned from the park forever.

I wish the Subway in the park sold $5 footlongs.

Granted, but they're a half inch in diameter.

I wish Cedar Point existed in the afterlife.

Granted, but your dead still and the rides r zombie infested

I wish every day was a perfect day weather wise

Granted, but the sun would burn out your retinas.
I wish cp would add a boardwalk to the beach

Granted but it can only take one person at a time

I wish all the wishes here were true, but not the bad stuff bout'em.

Granted, but only for 5 minutes.

I wish I could buy Cedar Point.

Granted, but its the small town cedar point.

I wish pets were allowed at cedar point if we clean up their crap.

Granted, but you can only bring gerbils.

I wish there were a bunch of concerts at cedar point.

Granted, but - u know what? Somebody else do this, I've gone too long

Granted, djDaemon...

He wins all threads and corruptions... BOOM!

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Granted, but like Abe Vigoda, this thread will not die.

I wish Cedar Point would get dark/flume ride.