Cedar Point Corrupt a Wish

I didn't see anything in the posting guidelines that prohibits these kind of topics, so here's a little game for us.

Rules: 1 person posts something they wish they would like to see at Cedar Point, then the person below says "Granted, but..." and then posts something that would make their wish less desirable, then posts a new wish.

Example:
Poster 1: I wish Fast Lane was cheaper.
Poster 2: Granted, but you can only go on one ride with it.

I'll start:

I wish Cedar Point was open all year.

Granted - but you can't ask for a refund of your admission price when all the rides are closed due to weather.

You're supposed to add a new wish when you post. But here's another one.

I wish Skyhawk would open back up.

Granted, but you have to pedal it for it to work correctly.

I wish Halloweekends was all year round

Granted, but all Screamworks is the only haunt.

I wish Mean Streak would get a facelift!

Granted, but only it only gets painted, and not retracked or reprofiled.

I wish CP was moved to Omaha.

Granted, but it would just be a duplicate park with lower quality rides.

I wish the seats on Wicked Twister weren't so tight.

granted, but the ride doesn't actually operate.

I wish that CP would get ride of Snoopy

Granted, but Justin Beiber is the new mascot.

I wish Maverick's queue would be faster.

Granted, but their new mascot is Justin Beiber.

I wish the Big Dipper was at Cedar Point.

I guess I don't type fast enough.

Holy moly, Paisley! I think you read my mind!

Granted, the Big Dipper will be at Cedar point but it will just be for decoration.

I wish Maverick's queue would be faster.

Granted, but you must be a single rider to ride.

I wish Cedar Point had better music

EDIT: Someone beat me to it, but this was in response to thabto. Granted, most of the layout would be removed, and the ride would only consist of the lift hill, 1st drop, and a long break run back to the station ensuring a short ride time.

I wish Cedar Point gets a new wooden coaster.

Granted, but it will be in the kiddie section and you must be under 48" to ride.

I wish cedar point would get some good food at a fair price.

Granted, but there is a small chance of getting food poisoning.

I wish Cedar point offered on ride videos

Granted, but they would be pixellated and low quality.

I wish I got a lifetime pass to Cedar Point.

But it was only valid between 10 pm and 10 am.

I wish Maverick got new restraints.

You really gotta be fast in this thread!

Granted but you can only purchase videos of other riders.

I wish Cedar Point had a night where they were open the entire night.