Cedar Point Corrupt a Wish

Granted but they're all lies

I wish we could bring back the green train for halloweekends

Oh no

Granted, but it was poisoned

I wish the green train came back

Should never had spoke of the mystical "green train" apparently .

Granted, but it will have no wheels

I wish the Lake Erie water was cleaner.

Granted, but now the lake is full of aggressive Asian Carp with sharp spines.

I wish the 25 cent cotton candy made a return.

Granted, but you will only get a piece the size of a cotton ball.

I wish I got a coupon for free souvenirs.

Granted, but your souveniers are a plastic water cup, a doezen dean muffle heads from the front of Gatekeepers trains, and lost flip flop from MaxAir

I wish Mantis wouldnt be so rough

Granted, so it closed

I wish a indoor coaster came to cedar point.

Granted, but it will look like this http://rcdb.com/3603.htm?p=16810

I wish CP would move parking off site in order to allow for expansion.

Granted, but your feet will burn off from walking too much.

I wish they made mantis into a sit down coaster.

I'm bored, been doing this awhile lol.

granted, but Mantis will be for fast lane people only!

I wish Gatekeeper wasn't bi-polar.

granted, so now its racist

I wish cp could build a tall tower for viewing

Granted, but it develops post traumatic stress disorder after learning how Space Spiral and Disaster Transport had to die to it could live.

I wish I could ride Corkscrew without getting a headache.

Granted, but the corkscrews were removed.

I wish Magnum got B&M trains.

granted, youll get a fever to end your day

I wish somebody could reply other than me all the time.

granted, and they only got one

I wish cedar point was extended on weekdays 2

to slow last time

Granted, but only Sir Rub a Dubs Tubs would be open.

I wish seagulls didn't crap all over Raptor.

Granted, so they crapped all over the other rides.

I wish that season passes were cheaper.

Granted, but to offset the season pass cost you now have an electricity surcharge on each ride.

I wish the thunder canyon has squirt gun cannons on the observation deck and it was open.