Cedar Point Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it would only be in a set of virtual reality goggles.

I wish my truck got better gas mileage, so it wouldn't cost so much to drive to Cedar Point.

Granted, but you have to tell everyone you drive a Prius.

I wish I could take the seagulls home as a souvineer.

Granted, but they will crap all over your house.

I wish Maverick got new restraints.

Granted, their imaginary seatbelts

I wish cp brought the mid week special back

Granted, but you always have to work mid-week.

I wish that fries from Happy Friar were complimentary with admission.

Granted, but this new addition to admission causes 2 hour lines all day at Happy Friar.

I wish maverick had the heart-line roll.

Granted, but the trains would be cracked from the strain.

I wish Mean Streak will get the Rocky Mountain Treatment.

granted, but it will only go half as fast.

I wish there would be no lines for the rides and I could just walk on.

Granted, but it was the middle of winter when all the cars are off the track.
I wish that Cedar Point would admit that STR sucks and they put in a REAL log flume

Granted, but they would take out Millennium Force to make room for it.

I wish I was in charge of putting new rides in at Cedar Point.

Granted, but Cedar Point will go bankrupt.

I wish that STR will be removed and a new Space Spiral will be put in on the island next to MF. and it's twice as tall.

Granted, but during a bad storm it fell over, destroying MF along with it.

I wish people cleaned up their trash in the parking lot.

Granted, but then all the seagulls would die of starvation and really stink the place up.

Speaking of trash, I wish CP would ban all the trashy looking people I see there.

Granted, but only rich people will be allowed in.

I wish there was a bullet train that went from my house to Cedar Point.

Granted, but it will run all hours of the night.

I wish people would stop asking for a dark ride.

Granted, but every roller coaster would be removed in return for 1 dark ride.

I wish Mantis was converted to a floorless.

Granted, but Millennium Force will be converted to a stand-up.

I wish I could go to CP one day and be the only one in line for everything.

Granted, but the rest of the guests are all zombies and they don't wait in line for anything...

I wish that for one day I could visit the Cedar Point of the 1910s and 20s, and witness the park in its youth.

Granted, but then it would turn out you are your own grandpa.

I wish Ensign would post more often.

Granted, but he's changed his name to Ensign Tyler.

I wish the return of all the kiddie posters to school didn't have to coincide with the end of the regular season.