Cedar Point Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but its infested with diseased cats

I wish people would stop complaining about this thread

Granted, but now they will relentlessly make fun of every one of your posts in other threads.

I wish I could use a tent in camper village. :)

Granted, but you'll never get in because it will always be packed.

I wish there was a B&M hyper in the park.

+1 on the tent wish.

Rcoaster10 said:
I wish there was a B&M hyper in the park.

Granted, but it will be non-operational.

I wish I had lifetime front of the line passes for Maverick.

Granted, but Maverick was tore down the year you got them.

I wish Soak City moved to the main land.

Granted, but the Ohio Department of Agriculture would prohibit the use of water for any slide in the park.

I wish that Breakers Express would serve a continental breakfast.

Granted, but there poisoned

I wish cedar point made another smooth record breaking coaster

Granted, but you have to learn how to spell.

My wish is this pointless thread will get closed.

Granted, but three more pointless threads will be created as replacement.

I wish that Cedar Point would show Classic Horror movies during Halloweekends again.

Granted, but they'll come out and get u

I wish MeanStreakCoasterFreak would stop whining about one thread.

Granted, now he whines about the entire website.

I wish more rides at Cedar Point had tunnels

Granted, but the tunnels are a portal to another dimension.

I wish I could go to Cedar Point every day.

Granted, but you have to clean the bathrooms all day.

I wish schools started earlier.

Granted, but the park would be closed.

I wish Dinosaurs Alive was free.

Granted, but the Dinosaurs eat you at the end.
I wish Wicked Twister made a complete loop both forward and backward.

Granted, but u fell out if the train

I wish slender man will die at cedar point

MeanStreakCoasterFreak said:
Granted, but you have to learn how to spell.

Yes! We have a winner! (But ill play anyway..)

Granted, but then they have to close and inspect the ride for weeks when we all know he didnt fit the restraints properly.

I wish cedar point would replace luminosity with iLuminate.. I also wish I could quote properly on my phone.

Smooth point said:

I wish slender man will die at cedar point

I'm not granting any wish that involves death.

I wish they had PS3 games in the arcades.

This is a really cute thread. :) Don't worry about those who are too "cool", and just sit on here all day waiting for the opportunity to bash others.

Granted, but they only take yen.

I wish that Cedar Point was located in Savannah, Ga instead of Sandusky, Oh. :)