Cedar Point Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but no rides would be open.

I wish it didn't cost extra to go to Soak City and Challenge park.

Granted, but they would be super crowded.

I wish that Corkscrew wasn't't so rough

Granted but then you would be eaten at the end by Jungle Larry and his animals.

I wish they would bring back the huge cookies in Frontierland.

Granted, but they would be inedible.

I wish Disaster Transport would be rebuilt in a new place in the park.

Granted, but that ride was terrible.

I wish TTD was longer

Granted, but it's speed will only be half as fast.

I wish I had a teleporter to get to Cedar Point faster.

Granted, but it would only be a one way trip.

I wish TTD was faster.

Granted, but it will brake up the hill like Formula Rossa.

I wish Mantis was torn down

Granted, but it's only to make Dinosaurs Alive bigger and a more expensive upcharge.

I wish they would bring a live band back to the Red Garter for Halloweekends!

Granted but the band would be One Direction.

I wish I could put one of my Roller Coaster Tycoon coasters in Cedar Point.

Granted, but Roller Coaster 1 looks too intense for me

I wish the weather at Cedar Point was always sunny and mid 70s.

granted, but now the great weather means the beiber concert is outdoors...

I wish they would award random fast passes as you go thru the gate (hello maverick!)

Granted, but you can only use it on Giant Wheel.

I wish Cedar Point had more land.

granted, but it's more land because lake erie dried up.

I wish there was a great dark ride at CP.

Granted, but the ride would just be get in the seat and the ride sits still for 3 minutes.

I wish I lived at Cedar Point.

Granted but then all you would have to eat is their overpriced crappy food.

I wish Cedar Point had a boardwalk that went from Breakers to the front parking lot.

Thabto - Excellent PointBuzz game you started here.

Granted but as you walk down the path you would hear a Beiber version of "Under the Boardwalk" repeated over and over again.

I wish there was a monorail from my house to Cedar Point.

Granted, but it would only go 2MPH.

I wish the souvenir cup refills were 99 cents at the Coca-Cola Freestyle stand.

Granted, but the park removed all drinks from the Freestyle stand.

I wish Cedar Point would get a dark ride.