Cedar Point Corrupt a Wish

Granted. They enclose Jr. Gemini and run it in the dark.

I wish funnel cakes had 0 calories.

Granted, but they will taste bad.

I wish there were ride wait time boards around the park.

Granted, but all the lights burn out after a few weeks.

I wish Maverick had fog in its tunnel.

Granted, but the fog is poisonous.

I wish Cedar Point had the world's tallest, fastest, longest dive coaster

Granted, it is still boring like the rest of the dive coasters.

I wish Cedar Point charged more for parking...

Granted, but now you can only drive motorcycles to the park.

I wish I could get a lifetime Fast Lane Plus.

Why would you want to pay more for parking?

Granted, but anyone who wants one gets one.

I wish I could get a free VIP tour

Granted, it only lasts twenty minutes.

I wish Erin Andrews came to the park with me.

Granted, but they misspelled and sent Aaron Andrews by mistake.

I wish that Halloweekends weather was great all the way to the last day.

Granted, but none of the rides will be open.

I wish I had my own own private helicopter with a landing pad at the park.

Granted, but your helicopter is broken.

I wish Point Buzz always knew the new attraction when CP officials knew.

Granted, but then to have access to Point Buzz you would have to be an employee.

I wish the sea gulls were gone.

Granted, but now the park will be infested with mice.

I wish I had a time machine so I could go to Cedar Point in any year I wanted to.

granted but Biff Tannen stole your Delorean and now it's Biff Tannen's Point.

I wish all the food at the point was tasty and value priced.

granted there is only one person working the stand and they have to kill the chicken first. Taking an hour per order.

I wish that everyone who wants the steel tracking put on mean streak would go to ride it and find that the restraints don't work.

Granted, but everyone who rode it would die and Cedar Point would be closed forever.

I wish the portal guns from the Portal games were real so I could make a portal at Cedar Point.

Granted, but you would end up in the endless fall.
I wish The blacktop by Gemini would be torn out.

Granted, but underneath it is an ancient Indian burial ground.

I wish that Cedar Point would build a new coaster in 2014.

Granted, but it would be the euthanasia coaster

I wish I lived closer to Cedar Point

Granted, but your house is now a cardboard box on the causeway.

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