OK Jenn - You've inspired me...After all these years of keeping quiet, I confess....I was involved in the start of the rumor to end all rumors. As I recall, the story that was published wasn't even close to as outlandish as the original version that was edited for space in BTL. Anyway, who could believe that because of one little article, my life could have possibly changed so much. Mere weeks after the publishing of that article, I began seeing reports of the greatest coaster in the world sinking into the soil. Even after a published retraction, people wouldn't stop talking. A few weeks after the retraction, a smart CP employee found me out and began hounding me to come forward, of course, I would not....prefering to live in hiding. Well, as some of you may know, I soon left Ohio for other places, but alas, this employee would not stop there. For the last few years I have been dodging the CIA, FBI, FEMA, USDA, UNICEF, and the NBA all of whom had agents out searching for the truth (which was OUT THERE you know). Constantly dodging cameras, bullets, and hidden bugs, my life has been an exciting, glamorous adventure fit for Hollywood. In fact, I have recently sold my story to Steven Spielberg for 1 billion dollars (he had to sell a kidney to afford it!) who will soon be turning it into a movie starring David Duchovny (in a brillant typcasting move)entitled "XL-ent: The Great Lake Erie Sinking Coaster". Upon its release, I have negotiated a deal for 90% of the gross ticket sales, half of which to be deposited into a secret Swiss bank account and half of which to go to building a 1000 foot stand up inverted coaster called "Titanic" (after all, its unsinkable)in each of the Cedar Fair parks for the 2001 season. Wow, who would have thought all of this could come from one little article, and I swear it's all true.
Jenn - Call me. Ain't it nice to be a part of history.