I would definately have to say that this is by far my favorite thing that I have read. Sarcasm at it's finest... and funniest!
"So, the way the track just ends like that, I'm guessing that this will be the first of its kind jumping coaster. My guess is that the roller coaster car will be like a boat and it will jump off of the track into the pond making a big splash. Then it will follow a water ride trough back to the old White Water Landing station for getting off."
Ensign Smith said:
Hey guys, I just dug up this old post from the Point Buzz archives. Take a look:
WorldsFair_Lover said:
FerrisWheel1896 said:
Me thinketh this new contraption for 1907 shall be an acute example of this newfangled "Leap-The-Dips" design. Note thou the running track, perfectly arranged to accomodate Mr. Edison's Model T horseless carriages. Psycheth am I!FerrisWheel1896, you are a deranged bastard. I would offer you choice of pistols if I knew not thou would hideth behind thy mother's corset. As can plainly be seen, Project Ought-Seven can not be of the Leap-the-Dips variety, as the angles of descent are too pronounced and at more than twelve feet tall are far too vertiginous for any carriage, horseless or not. No, as I have repeateth these many instances, it will be soon revealed as the tallest "Shoot-the-Chutes" in the history of any garden or resort. I cannot abide the delay until the announcement!
*** Edited 9/6/2006 8:47:29 PM UTC by Ensign Smith***
Hahahahahaha. That WAS funny. Kudos to you for finding that.
Ensign Smith said:
Hey guys, I just dug up this old post from the Point Buzz archives. Take a look:
WorldsFair_Lover said:
FerrisWheel1896 said:
Me thinketh this new contraption for 1907 shall be an acute example of this newfangled "Leap-The-Dips" design. Note thou the running track, perfectly arranged to accomodate Mr. Edison's Model T horseless carriages. Psycheth am I!FerrisWheel1896, you are a deranged bastard. I would offer you choice of pistols if I knew not thou would hideth behind thy mother's corset. As can plainly be seen, Project Ought-Seven can not be of the Leap-the-Dips variety, as the angles of descent are too pronounced and at more than twelve feet tall are far too vertiginous for any carriage, horseless or not. No, as I have repeateth these many instances, it will be soon revealed as the tallest "Shoot-the-Chutes" in the history of any garden or resort. I cannot abide the delay until the announcement!
*** Edited 9/6/2006 8:47:29 PM UTC by Ensign Smith***
My oh my, the memories... I feel like I should have a scrapbook... ;)
2007: Millennium Force, 2008: Millennium Force ATL, 2009: Top Thrill Dragster
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I thought the funniest afternoon/thread was when everyone was trying to look at the first inversion with the Funcoast Cam and would inexplicably post nonsense like, "I'm only 23rd in line!"
That or the "mystery track" next to Millennium Force that turned out to be Mantis. Again, fun times with the Funcoast Cam.
I think anything involving the Funcoast Cam made for some pretty lousy but sort of funny-in-a-sad-way reading material.
2000: Gemini
2001: Gemini ATL
I don't know how many times I went to bed with a headache after reading some of the predictions over the past few months.
Though, that was partially my fault as my hand kept coming in contact with my forehead at high speeds.
Michael McCormack
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