My day at Cedar Point: The Online Epic

And Jeff replied, "Hey, I had the pink elephant, not Mr. Potatohead!"

and then jeff realized that Mr. Potatohead is a product of Disney, so he knew that Dick K was...

One crazy guy
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but then Dick K said his last name was not Kinzel, it was....

...Keller, Dan Keller.

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he was also an double agent, also known as...

...John Jacob Jinkeheimer Schmidt, Gemini fan!

And he was a cryptographer, who knew PGP upside and backwards.
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So this Dan Keller went on over to ride the Swan Boats after the intense ride of the Mine Ride.

Then he saw a sight more beautiful than gold.

what he saw was so cool it was amazing, it was...

...something that took his breath away.  Something marvelous, something to behold...

...it was a bird, a plane, no wait....

It was a bird, considering that it pooped on his head.

So he said, what is it with Cedar Point and pooping? It seems to be happening a lot, So he wiped the poop off his head and. . .
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sat down on a bench to eat some dip  n' dots, and all of a sudden realized...

that all this pooping at Cedar Point is starting to get very immature...  So he called a special meeting of ....

*** This post was edited by Flisk on 1/29/2002. ***

...Pooper's Anonymous (PA), to discuss the progress of their twelve step program to...
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*** This post was edited by harley on 1/29/2002. ***

But he didn't go to PA, he went to see the old man in the Hoverround, to discuss the new master plan-Stealing all the great theming inside of Disaster Transport.

Realizing that DT lacked any fire or pyrotechnics to help his master plan, he abandoned it, in favor of...