"Break it up, the shows over, there's nothing to see here...unless you want to know what's under the pile of rocks in front of the Mine Ride"
Wicked Twister was finished a season too early, because some people at guidetothepoint.com will be writing down your story and on page 8 Snoopy peed on explosive causing a distraction long enough for Wicked Twister to be built, but it was too early to be done, so.....
everybody went to the Mine Ride and saw all the rocks were gone, all they saw was...
A coffin with a big lock on it...being HalloWeekends, many of the guest thought it was supposed to be there, but the regualrs new better...
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so they opened it up and saw the body of....
Jeff "Jones" Putz who suddenly sat up and exclaimed. . .
"Why on earth are you riding the Mine Ride!"
...without me!
"because it has such a steep hill!"
"...and such great theming!"
So they boarded and got the front seat, and as the train was pulling out, Jeff screamed. . .
"I'm gonna poop my pants!" ----------------- "If we go any faster, she'll blow apart for sure!"
actually, for the sake of people sick of hearing the word "poop", he screamed: "why on earth did CP invest in such a terrifying ride!?!?" ----------------- 2001 Zone 5 Sweeps 2002 Zone 3 Sweeps 2003 ?
Then someone in the next seat back named "Dick K." said, "Because... ----------------- At the turn of the Millennium, there were signs.
"...amusement parks usually have coasters. Cedar Point just has a few more than the others. You know..."
...too much. I'm going to have to kill you." ----------------- CP fan since 68.
So Dick K busted out a huge. . .
stuffed Mr Potato Head and......
And he gave it to Jeff saying...
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... you for got to take your prize at the ball toss game.
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