My day at Cedar Point: The Online Epic

About 2 years ago in the off-season during the MF construction, Dan thought up a little thread that turned into the longest running...at the time. It turned out very funny, and since it's been a while, and there are several new members now, I thought we could try it again.

The rules are simple. Only type ONE sentence at a time. Do not post multiple sentences in a row...wait for another member to post an addition to the story before you post. Keep the story clean, because this is a family sight...(this is what caused the end to the last story).

Try to keep the story going on as long as possible. Try to use every aspect of the park as possible...(inside jokes are welcome). Try to keep the signatures out of this thread so that the story flows smoothly. Use the present tense, and have the story setting in 2001.

If someone posts a response while you are writing one, don't make a big deal about it...just pick up where the latest one leaves off. I'll start it off.

Today, I journeyed to Cedar Point, and as soon as the gates opened, I joined in the "running of the bulls" to MF when...

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I stopped at the Snoopy Ice Show, and then planned on Jr. Gemini.

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But it was really boring and I left early.

...but then I remembered it was still Jordan to the Max because it was still 2001 and decided to run into the MF line...

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After waiting an eternity, I finally got front row.

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It was fun, but now I'm in line for Magnum throwing around a beach ball.

Some little hoodlum thought it would be funny to throw it into the street just beyond the fence, and we heard screeching tires...

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Oh no, was that Snoopy?

...NO! it was the Red Baron!...

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Crap, it's those Cedar Point Feds!

After pointing out the kid that did it, they quickly escorted me up to the front of the line where...

Where I got to ride 4000 times in row, smashing Dan's record, except Magnum's crew were all good friends of Dan therefore not saying anything about it and leaving Dan as the King.

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Then I realized that riding 4000 times consecutively would take several weeks, and figured out I was hallucinating, then I went over to Dodgem 1...

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MF count: 23

Where I saw Jeff, and you'll never guess what he said...

....he said to quit wasting his bandwidth with this freak of a trip report, then we went to go get some alcoholic beverages, but...

I tripped and fell on the Midway.

Then suddenly, Mr. Skyward picked me up.
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ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR DAY HERE AT CEDAR POINT...AMERICA'S ROCKIN ROLLER COAST. *CLEAR*

and i asked him what time it was.
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May 2002: U2 Fan Coaster-Con @ CP! ELEVATION, BABY!

he said it was about that time when...

he takes his yearly shower...

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-Matt
2001 Magnum Crew