My day at Cedar Point: The Online Epic

but the old man was secretly trying to take over the whole Cedar Fair Network, so he......

*** This post was edited by CUATCP on 1/27/2002. ***

He said to himself, "Man, what a weird day this has been, guests here need to learn where the bathrooms are at, and stop pooping all over the place." *cough*

He then unlocked all the CP ghosts from the lake, and started to plan a master plan up in the ballroom where no one would look.

But by that time, the crowds had surronded him.
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*** This post was edited by Lee.UK on 1/27/2002. ***

Somehow, someone from ThePointOL got pictures of the master plan in the Ballroom.

but they would only sell them to them for more money then they had, so they.....

Scrapped all plans of a master plan and made a plan that would out-do the master plan, making it a master plan of master plans!

So the old man and the ghost were up there for days, but surrounded by angry Cedar Point fans.

Eventually, they all got tired, and the old man and the ghost went...

to fullful their master plan, they...

had a master plan of eating all the Dippin' Dots in the park.

So, the old man sent the ghost to eat them all, because he was surrounded, but ghosts can't eat food, so instead they...

were eventually thrown into Lake Erie by the angry Cedar Point fans, just as...

the ghosts started to poop on everyone so they wouldn't be thrown into the lake.

Unfortunately,

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CUATCP said:
"but ghosts can't eat food..."

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So pooping was impossible.

*** This post was edited by MiLLeNNiuMRiDeR on 1/27/2002. ***

So instead they took the old mans poop and threw it at everyone.

Realizing how stupid it was, the old man and the ghost went home, while everybody that was harassing the old man and the ghost realized how stupid it was, and went on with their normal Cedar Point business, including...

pooping on others and eating burgers in the bathroom.

No not poopin on people but riding rides and having fun!

*** This post was edited by CP rules on 1/27/2002. ***

Seeing that pooping is a childish thing to say and do, a guy named Nick decided to take a ride on Power Tower, Turbo Drop.