"The ga zillion trim brakes all over this coaster is the saddest thing I have ever seen"
Mean Streak's trim brakes are on the first drop and the mid-course block brakes are used as trims. That's it, but those first drop brakes certainly change the entire ride. Mean Streak needs four things to make it a great ride. First, lubricate the track! I don't care if the train is articulated, it still needs lubrication so that the road steel doesn't get torn up with groves. Second, put some nice soft padding on the trains. That is the primary problem with the trains. The track is not really very rough at all. It's just that every little bump is transferred to your body because of the hard foam seatbacks. Make it soft and CP will not hear any more roughness complaints. Third, reprofile the second half of the ride to provide airtime. Create some nice bunny hops out of the boring ramps that are on the second half of this ride. Fourth, remove the first drop trims and let the ride run at top speed. The first two modifications make the trims unnecessary. That's it, if CP does those four things, Mean Streak could be a top 10 ride.