Things not to say in line....

factory81 said:
I hope I don't puke all over the people behind me like I did last time.

When I worked on Wicked Twister in 2006 we had a guest throw up in the middle of the cycle, lets just say we were down for awhile cleaning that up ;)

On rides like the MF where the brake run is right by the end of the line "ooooowwww, it hurts so bad!" doubled over in your seat. I also used to BS friends who'd never been to CP by acting all scared in the mine ride line and telling them it went into a tunnel under the lake and got nuts. By the time we got to the front they were looking at the lap bars and going "this is it? after what you just told us?"

I live in Europe now, and we took a dude to ride Expedition Ge Force after he'd been drinking all night. He wound up puking on most every ride, but the Germans don't mess around, they give you a bucket and a rag and make you clean it up yourself.

In line for Skyhawk "you know someone could easily jump over that wooden fence and theres no way they could stop the ride in time"

Saying that your thinking of trying to spit on the people on the ground while boarding the Skyhawk.

I imagine if you were to spit at any point in that ride your spit would land on you and riders close to you.

I find few of these actually funny. Most if not all would get a call to security almost instantly.

Not if you were going up on a backward swing... That's not a suggestion, you little heathens. It's just an observation.

Anyway...

In line for Demon Drop (as if there is one):

"You ever wonder why almost every park other than CP has gotten rid of their old freefall ride like this one? Makes ya wonder about their safety."

Miss_Maverick07 said:
What was she swearing about?

Her trets. Thats what they do.