Things not to say in line....

Okay, first of all, let's try to keep this clean so it doesn't get closed. I saw this idea on google while searching cedar point info.

To a nervous rider -- OMG, did you just see that person fall out of the train.

To your fellow line mates -- I just took my annual shower yesterday.

To a woman in line -- I'm sorry, pregnant women aren't allowed to ride roller coasters.

The last one is funny but I dont think this will last long.

Stupid tacos! Man, I got some gas!

"Im not gonna wait... I NEED a smoke" HAHA

FIRE...........

How about......

in line for Twister: "look at those towers and how they sway, but they are designed to do that so they don't break." I said this in line and some 12 year old girl gave me the most discusted look I have ever seen!

I heard Millennium Force was sinking.

Is it supposed to make that noise?

"Why won't this harness close?"

"Dragster seems to be running pretty good today" - followed by an hour long breakdown.

"I wish they would turn the techno up!" in line for MF.

"If rain makes the brakes fail, what's gonna happen when it sinks into the lake?!" in line for Magnum.

"So wait.. that screeching sound ISN'T normal?!" in line for Mean Streak.

"I'm just glad the brakes are working great!" when a Maverick train gets stuck on the blocks.

Here's one.....well kinda of "Things not to do in line" ...Come into a line on a 90 degree day with a tank top on and no deodorant...GROSS

In the line for Disaster Transport look at a 8 year old kid beside you and say...

"When we get to Alaska it's you and me on the slopes, Darsh!"

To any random person in Magnums line-"hey did you hear what happen to this ride early this year...it crashed...." Speaking of that does any one have pictures from the event or of the damage?

I got one That I got from coasterradio, if a fat person is makeing their way toward the front trying to reunite with their group, don't say "My friends are up there"

"Jennifer Granholm is the best Governor Michigan has ever seen...."

...Did you hear Panda Express got busted for serving dolphin?

Power Tower.... "This thing could fly off the top!"

"Man I hope they fixed that piece of track that broke last year. I wouldn't want to be on this thing when I breaks again!"

^ "when I breaks again!" ? What does it matter to the ride if you break again, will it become personally offended and stop working?

bholcomb said:
"Jennifer Granholm is the best Governor Michigan has ever seen...."

In five years you will be out of a job .... I mean blown away.