Things not to say in line....

Standing just outside the launch of WT, yelling just before they launch at the people in the fron seats "OMG the tower just fell over!"

Classic would be "So this is the ride all those people died on last month right?"

"I Shouldnt have ate all that taco bell"

Just before launching on dragster screaming "hey this isnt blue streak!" *** Edited 10/10/2007 3:03:46 AM UTC by BMX***

THERES SMOKE IN THE TUNNEL, RIDES CLOSED!

(Actually happened in a Magnum line this year, and everyone left haha)

Ckik-fil-A:

"Blessed is that Sabbath, for thou shalt letteth all chickens be spared the deep-fryer this day, even if thine business suffers thusly."

^ Don't worry; it doesn't.

throwinDs said:
Stupid tacos! Man, I got some gas!

Ugh, don't mention how many times I've had people RIP some bad ones, some loud and some just nasty.

"Don't worry honey. The CDC said they were pretty sure it was ok for me to go out in public."

"I'm sure glad we got that "Buy 1 ticket get 3 Free" Pepsi can before we came today."

"I wish I would have had that abscess looked at before we left for vacation."

"Where are all the white girls at?"

"I'm a member of ACE." (Though usually one need not "say" that for it to be known.)

(After waiting for over an hour) "I got to go so bad, and I can't hold it any more, pass me that empty Pepsi bottle on the ground there!"

^That would be some nasty M. DEW!

bholcomb said:
"Jennifer Granholm is the best Governor Michigan has ever seen...."

"Bob Taft is the best Governor Ohio has ever seen..." Just continuing a theme here.

Engler was the governer who left MI a mess.

^Not that I appriciate it when someone does, but if you are in a 2+ hour line you cant expect people to "hold them in." So I cant really get mad at them.

Engler left with about half the unemployment rate this state is seeing right now. I don't think he left it in a mess. Jenny messed it up herself with all her 'new means of income' (Tax increases)

Don't drink so much if you can't hold it for 2 hours :) Or wear depends.

^I was talking about gas, #1 and #2 you need to take care of either before or after the line and ride.

Who said anything about gas?

This is something I WOULD say in line, and have never been able to say it yet.........

"ZIP UP YOUR FLY, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!"

Here's a good one for you college football types...

MICHGAN/OHIO STATE RULES/SUCKS!
just pick one from each category depending on who's wearing the fanfare in line.

^ even better.

Just chant:
"OSU"

Followed by:
"CKS"

In line for any coaster... Check out my new rain dance! It works every time!

"Oh feel free to line jump in front of me" Oh, wait, people do that on their own...'

I loved it when Raptor would do a lift check and when the train would just stop towards the top, I would say "Uh-oh!" It would actually make people leave line (outside entrance).

"OhhowIhateohiostate" :)