Maverick Queue

Wow, so to be able to get on the ride you'll have to challenge another person to a duel?

You enter the station for Maverick....

Suddenly, an older gentleman with pointy ears hands you a crude-looking weapon with sharp blades at both ends.

A crazed MrScott has just left Lighthouse Point for a ride on Maverick, and is next in line challenging you to a duel for the front seat....sweat pours down his brow from the heat.

The music from Star Trek's episode where Spock returns to Vulcan and fights Kirk begins to play in the background...

The duel begins...

The outcome....while uncertain....involves water....
*** Edited 3/10/2007 2:05:13 AM UTC by Kevinj***

^ Sweat being the water.
*** Edited 3/10/2007 3:43:02 AM UTC by Your mom is to fat to ride TTD.***

But sweat isnt water, it's mainly sodium chloride.:)
lol Good one Kevinj.

^^^ Sigh.

You hurt my brain. First off, it's highly doubtful Mr. Scott has pointy ears, either the Chief Engineer of the U.S.S. Enterprise, or our beloved Mayor. Both were born on Earth, allegedly, and so do not require the unusual convex funneling aural forms that evolved upon Vulcan to better hear in its denser atmosphere.

Secondly, neither Mr. Scott could ever be crazed, unless (in the case of the former) you stood between his transporter console and a plate of doughnuts, or (in the case of the latter) you mentioned that you have evidence of cockroaches in Lighthouse Point, which you have already posted on Youtube.

Thirdly, the weapons used in Koon-ut-kal-if-fee, the marriage ritual that climactically ends the time of Pon Farr, had only one pointed end. The other was heavily weighted, a delicately fashioned counter-weight against the heavy Vulcan gravity well.

Next time, get it right!

;)

P.S. Reminds me of a Vulcan joke. Anybody ever hear of the Vulcan ritual, Mock Farr? It's where you have to put on a dress and try to impersonate Klinger.

Just to say something about the sun baking our skin while standing in line. They could do like they did at Six Flags New Orleans when they bought Jazzland and add Covereing over ALL of the walkways. But imagine how much that would cost and it would ruin the look and feel of the park.

I would kill to be a DJ but i would definitely ban the song 'I'll Be There For You' in the Mantis line.

Ensign Smith, I stand corrected. But, I should point out, I have never actually met Mr. Scott, so he may indeed have pointy ears.

The funny thing is, last night I happened across a Star Trek episode with one of the weapons in the background, and I saw it only had one "sharp" end. I knew someone would point that out!

Ha.

Personally, my favorite is in the Cable Guy, when a crazed Jim Carrey takes on Matt Broderick in Medieval Times in their own Koon-ut-kal-if-fee.

Permission to come aboard.
*** Edited 3/10/2007 2:48:47 PM UTC by Kevinj***

They should have Jeremy Clarkson doing queue line anouncements for this mf and TTD

POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Of course, if Mr. Scott had pointy ears, he would have heard us by now. Since he hasn't weighed in on the matter, I can only assume your hypothesis is negated. ;)

And I only noticed the weapons when I surfed over to Startrek.com to come up with a useful reaction. The things one has to do when everyone else thinks you're a Trekkie...

^ Uhmm...I think I'll never question that again after your first post Ensign ;)

By the way, Anakin could have taken Spock in an intergalactic showdown.

P.S. I hate country
*** Edited 3/10/2007 11:27:01 PM UTC by Good Grief...***

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