If roller coasters could talk, what would they say?

"When you hit 2 million riders in a single year, you can call me."

I've had more people ride me than an alley full of hookers - CP&LE Railroad.

Iron Dragon talking to Disaster Transport:

"Stop kidding yourself. They just keep us around to fill a quota."

"Hold it in until you get off me. There's a rest room across the midway"....TTD

They're for the damn rain, they're not freaking P**s holes! - Wicked twister

"I can make any guy sing soprano!" - Mantis aka the Manhater

"I am the ORIGIANAL Red vs. Blue." Genimi

" I have an inferiorty complex." - Jr. Gemini

"I have more rollbacks than Wal-Mart." -TTD

"Why am i such a ding-a-ling?" Woodstock Express

Hopman said:

"I have more rollbacks than Wal-Mart." -TTD

lol, good one, Hopman! But sadly, in the three days I've gone to CP and two times I've been on TTD (I'd be there more if I could drive), I've never experienced or even seen a rollback.

My mom works at Wal-mart, though! :)

topthrilldragster4lyf said:
My mom works at Wal-mart, though! :)

I'm sorry.

Iron Dragon - Who the Hell picked out these colors?

Maverick(a.k.a. WWL's Revenge) - I'm commin' to get ya Ms, cause I need more room.

DT - Damn, now that they are selling Demon Drop how much longer before I'm gone too?

This is a stupid topic.

MrScott

Blue Streak - More riders over the years than all of you...SO THERE!!

Raptor - As Kermit once said "It ain't easy being green"

Disaster Transport - Wanna Play in the dark?

Wicked Twister - back & forth, back & forth, back & ... damn this gets old after while.

Wildcat - I swear nobody has ever died on me

Iron Dragon - swingin' in the rain, just swingin' in the rain...

Corkscrew - stack'em and rack'em

Magnum - I'm the original big boy on this block.

Top Thrill Dragster - the greatest 30 seconds of you life.

Millennium Force - For Sale: slightly used lift motor, only operated once in a while. Must sell to get a new improved motor.

Gemini - to all the ladies...."can you say threesome"...nothing like doing it with twins.

Jr. Gemini - what are you doing with those ladies?

Woodstock's Express - HA, Snoopy doesn't have a roller coaster named after him.

Cedar Creek Mine Ride - I ride like a virgin, a really tight fit.

Mean Streak - singing.."I'm so Lonesome I could cry"

Mavrick - I've got a secret.

Mantis - MY NAME IS "BANSHEE" ON MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
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Wildcat "Yup...nothing says wild like purple tracks"

Iron Dragon "I wish I was the Raptor"

Mantis "I'm having a personality crisis...am I a bug or a banshee??"

TTD "I'm like a teamster...I'll work when I feel like it...and most of the time, I don't feel like it"

Power Tower "I give Demon Drop tower envy"

Mean Streak "Sometimes I just want to hurt someone"

Gemini "Hey! Come and see Big Gem' and the Twins"

Magnum "If I had a time machine I'd go back to 1989...be the biggest coaster on the planet"

Millenium Force "I may not be the biggest coaster in the park anymore but at least I complete a friggin' circuit most the time"

Wicked Twister "Really? Does anybody love me?"

Blue Streak "I have these stupid seat belts and new lap bars now...they're the freakin' Depends of roller coasters!"

Mine Ride "What the heck am I still doing here??"

Disaster Transport "Kill me now"

I have split personalities - Gemini

Woodstock's not so cool. - Jr. Gemini

Hehe. It wouldn't be as funny if I had a D**k - maXair

"Daddy, how is Top Thrill the fastest roller coaster if he's a stationary object just like you and me??"- Jr. Gemini, inquisitively talking to his father, Gemini.

Iron Dragon- "You maybe tall, and maybe fast but I'm on national TV baby, beat that!"

I Always try, but I always screw things up. TTD

Raptor, " You wanna kick the sky, then ride me".

Sorry to bring up this old thread, but I couldn't resist..

DT--Get me outta this box! I wanna see my friends! What does WT, maxair, Giant wheel, and raptor look like?

Maxair--I have a broken arm, and I have to wear a cable sling so it doesn't swing!

WT--Look at all those dead seagulls...nasty!

TTD-- it's not my fault the tires flew off....

MF-- They always compare me to that darn Maverick!

Mav-- Hey, y'all!! I'm glad I'm the favorite 'round heere!!

raptor-- My line is 6 hours long, even on closing day!

mantis-- I'd rather be a ghost than a bug....

iron dragon--well, at least my pumpkin colors fit with the halloween theme!!

skyhawk--I'm tired of my arm dislocating....sigh...sigh...sigh!!

Maggie--i'm NOT sinking!!!!!!

Gemini-- Is it me, or does my station need updated?

JR. Gemini-- Watching Tilt-a-whirl makes me dizzy.

woodstock--no one can ever fit in my trains!!

CP LE railroad-- WOW! I love living in this modern world!!

PT-- sigh..sigh..sigh... pfffffffffffffffffff!!

MS-- sssssssqquuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk!!

BS-- An oldie but a goodie!!!!!

corkscrew-- Shut up, Power Tower!!

space spiral-- I'm sick of looking at that box down there........

Mean Streak:

"kill me"

LOL....what a stupid thread....I must have been drunk when I created this.