If roller coasters could talk, what would they say?

"Wait a sec...what's this grown-up doing on me?" -Jr. Gemini
"Heelp!! Quicksand!" -Magnum XL-200
"Please don't sue me!" -CCMR
"I need a vacation!" -MF
"Cool! I can sleep in now!" -TTD
"What's up with all these weird hairdos?" -WT
"I can't be quiet; I just have a naturally loud voice!" -Mantis
"Who says old folks can't be fun?" -Blue Streak
"Aaaahh...it's nice in here!" -Disaster Transport
"I've been vandalized!" -Mean Streak
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"Hurry up and finish me, dammit!" -Project 2007

ya know, i didn't click on this thread for quite some time because i thought it was going to be lame. but, you guys came up with some pretty hysterical comments. great job everyone!! you made me smile and laugh!! :)

"Hey, wheres my opponent!?"-TTD

"Its dark in here..." -Disaster Transport-

Raptor " Why do these damn birds keep sh*ting on me, I'm not the one who's kickin the sky?"

Mean Streak " I'm over here!! Can anyone hear me?? Helloooooo!"

Magnum " I don't feel like I'm sinking?"

Blue Streak " I may be old but I last longer than that new guy"

WOW! just wow!

........Lame but yet funny :)

"Hey ladies I only last for 20 seconds." -TTD-

"I'm blue da ba dee, I'm blue da ba dee, I'm blue da ba dee, I'm blue da ba dee!!!" -MF- (remember that song)

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^Why did you have to remind me? That was one of those songs that was forgotten for a reason.

"Now I know I'm the second tallest and fastest coaster on the planet, but I can't even tell if I'm a male or a female!" lol

Since when are roller coasters perverted?

I don't know lol... hey anyone can be perverted. Wouldn't you be pissed off if you didn't know you were a chick or a dude?

Gomez said:
Since when are roller coasters perverted?

Since employees started making t-shirts dude. Have you ever SEEN any of them?

"I shoot a 6 ton load every 60 seconds"-TTD

Oh wow they say so many things...I talk to them, dontcha know?

ramboozle said:
"I shoot a 6 ton load every 60 seconds"-TTD

Wow. Pushing it a little too far now.

MS- HELLO!!!! HELLO! hello! hello hello (echo). I'm not that rough. Or am I?

Before some other idiot says it,

MF- PAINT ME!

Ramboozle's was the best. That one made me laugh.

"Am I tall enough to fall onto the datacenter that the pointbuzz server resides in to kill this god awful thread?" - TTD.

Dugie2007 said:
"Hey ladies I only last for 20 seconds." -TTD-

"I'm blue da ba dee, I'm blue da ba dee, I'm blue da ba dee, I'm blue da ba dee!!!" -MF- (remember that song)

*** Edited 7/26/2006 3:09:04 AM UTC by Dugie2007***

Somehow that song is now stuck in my head. Thanks. :)

awww Ben, if TTD fell on the Pointbuzz server, then there wouldn't be a Pointbuzz.com. You don't want that now, do ya??

Kinda off, but this reminds me of the good ol' days of playing Super Mario RPG on the SNES. There was a spell you could cast on the enemy to find out how many HP they had left...if you timed it right, you could see what they were thinking, and it was stuff like this!