If roller coasters could talk, what would they say?

I know this a strange topic, but, hey...let's give it a shot.

MF and TTD

"Thank god they dont let oversize people on me!"

and "I think I'll take a couple days off"

This, without a doubt, wins the award for dumbest thread in the history of this website.

"The Main Midway is mine and mine only."
-Raptor

DRose said:
This, without a doubt, wins the award for dumbest thread in the history of this website.

Well, at least, I'll be known for something when I leave for the navy in 2 weeks.

That first answer was downright RUDE!
*** Edited 7/25/2006 11:15:28 PM UTC by Bodes***

"I know someting you dont know, whats coming to Cedar Point in 2007."

-Maverick-
*** Edited 7/25/2006 10:55:15 PM UTC by Dugie2007***

"Why is the MaxChill snowcone place outside my entrance?"

and "Dude! There are two Ns in Millennium!"

-Millennium Force-

(For you, Gomez) :) *** Edited 7/25/2006 11:02:49 PM UTC by Jeff Young***

Diaster Transport: "Why did they do this to me?"

MS lift hill: "click..click...click...click...click....click..click...I'm on Strike - call in the firemen."

I was going to go w/ the 'thank goodness they don't let oversized people on me..' but 901 already thought of it. :)

"Where's my Money!!!!!"

-Mean Streak

Slaps you around like a pimp.

Bodes said:
That first answer was downright RUDE!
*** Edited 7/25/2006 11:15:28 PM UTC by Bodes***

May be rude but I'm one of those can't get that half inch lucky riders so I can no longer ride it, unless I lose some pounds.

Every coaster-" Man I'm gonna get a great bonus check in November!"

TTD " I might even break $1000 dollars this year!"

*** Edited 7/26/2006 12:26:22 AM UTC by 901liveson***

My first thought was "Get this fatso off of me." I guess I'm rude, too.

Before this is possibly locked, I can't post on Coasterbuzz :(

"When I was a youngin, I was this huge ride, people waited hours for me. Now I'm considered small and tiny. ;_; WHY WORLD, WHY?"

-Blue Streak, Cedar Creek Mine Ride, and Corkscrew
^These are all rides that people barely mention, but would riot if they were taken out. ;)

"Just pull the damn trigger already!"

-Corkscrew

"I look like a big penis." - TTD

*** Edited 7/26/2006 12:43:17 AM UTC by bbll24***

"Does my building make me look fat?"

--Disaster Transport

***Ughhh*** Get the hell off of me..... I know i can withstand 20000 lbs, but damn- youre pushin it!

They would say that this is thee stupidest thread ever.

At least it is something original. I like it, if you don't then don't post on it. Is it really that complex?

Even if its stupid, I like it. It's rather creative, and is getting away from everything being always all about Project '07. Or so that's my opinion, don't knock it.