The funniest one I have ever heard is a girl behind me in line for Millenium force said she was at the park one day when the train got stuck at the very top of MF, and the firemen came and took the passengers out with their LADDER. I laughed for hours after that one.
This one isn't stupidity, just misinformed: "Mom, let's ride The Beast, that big wood one in the back by the cottages."
How about this genius: "What's the name of the red coaster by the Breakers?" "Magnum?" "No that's not it. It begins with a T." "It's Magnum honey. I was here when it first opened." "No, I swere it begins with T. Top Fuel Dragster." "That's Top Thrill Dragster. And that's the red one with yellow supports in the middle of the park." "Fine. Whatever you say." Or something to the tune on that. That was in the queue for Raptor.
I love lamp.
Today I was in line for WT. (You can see part of the diving show from certain parts of the line) That is when I heard someone ask "what is going on over there?" a moment later someone responded with "Oh, Thats the dolphin show!!!!" *** Edited 6/8/2004 4:26:16 AM UTC by mikey1981***
fat chris said:
I never heard of the ride called Freeway have you?
It's called I-696, and its only really a ride during rush hour. And it is quite fun becuase unless somethings messed it up, you run bumper to bumper at 55+ MPH.
granfair said:
Since the Magnum is sinking (old news) they have a plan to pack it up and ship it to Michigan's Adventure. This is to make room for a new coaster that will be opening next year. If this is true, shouldn't they be starting to take it apart soon? We'll have to keep our eyes out!
I wish they would (j/k). Or put in a good 250+ footer it doesn't need to be a record breaker but it would be nice to have a good size steely to ride.
John
Rides 2001
Guest Services 2002
www.veronicaspreciousgifts.com
Magnum Jeff said:
The best one i ever heard was about the girl that was riding power tower and got scalped. And people believe this how? If that happend the ride wouldn't be running anymore or it would have more rules and stafey features.
If someone actually got scalped...which I don't see possible, they would probably modify the "cars" so the gap near your head is covered.
Dragster
2001:25
2002:30
2003:25
2004:20
Can anyone tell me what is wrong with his card?
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