Crazy things you hear while waiting in line...

Just like one man’s frozen is another man’s hand breaded.

Oh contraire. Hand breaded chicken tenders can be frozen. In fact those might be the better choice as the freezing process really seals in the eau de sweat and body oils.

Personally, I prefer mine to have the essence of powdered latex gloves. It really brings out the 17 herbs and spices.

One man's ceiling is another man's floor.