CP restrooms

^ He broke one of the rules of the men's room.

I tell the women at work about the men's room rules and think I'm crazy.

1. No eye contact...ever!

2. No talking except at the sink

3. There must always be a buffer.

4. Along the lines of the buffer, if there is an odd number of urinals NEVER select the one in the middle if you have a choice.

In another lifetime, I worked at a movie theater for years.

One evening, I had just gotten done starting my movies and had come downstairs to pester the concession staff. I headed off to the bathroom.

I was alone, and selected urinal #3 on a wall with about 15 next to one another. A gentleman entered the bathroom, and like the asshole that parks next to you in an empty parking lot, he chose to stand right next to me.

No words. No eye contact. Just pee.

But here's the kicker.

I finished, and turned to use a sink. I chose a sink in the middle of a row of about 15 sinks. This same gentleman turns around and selects a sink as FAR away as possible, all the way to the left against the wall.

Cause, you know, it's creepy to wash your hands right next to someone else.