CP restrooms

I don't remember exactly so correct me if I am wrong, but I am pretty sure near the entrance to the bathrooms they have a number to call/text to say there is a problem with it. However, you better pray that the park isn't crowded and you are able to get service.

Anyone ever sit down on the toilet seat without wiping it down!

Yes, at home.

The restrooms are one of my pet peeves. They are the dirtiest and wettest of any park I been to. CP tries to keep them clean, but most of the time they just can't. Kings Island their sister park has the cleanest restrooms of any park I've been to.

Design of the rest room and the clientele have a lot to do with it. CP in most cases you have to walk across the room to dry your hands. As you do this you are dripping all over the floor. KI the towels are on the wall above the sink. For some reason a higher percentage of CP guests are pigs. Some pass by empty urinals and pee on the toilet seats. Flushing is a foreign concept to many. Many don't wash their hands. They go out and touch the queue rails, lap bars and food counters. Nice.

Then CP uses the cheapest thinest toilet paper in the world. It shreads as you try to pull it off the roll. So lot of people just toss the shreads onto the wet floor. Then you know what happens to it. It's so cheap you need about a mile of it to get the amount you need to do your paperwork. It's actually costing CP more because of the amount wasted.

The restrooms mext to Magnum and at the front entrance are biohazards which need to be shut down by the EPA.

I could envision a Seinfeld discussion on this subject.

I think you just Seinfeld-ed it up nicely!

Glad to see I am not alone in my thoughts on the bathrooms.

KI is much better, but none of the CF parks I have been to are even remotely as nice as Holiday World. Now those are some nice bathrooms.

Thanks. I can vision Jerry and George following some guy that didn't wash his hands around he park and commenting on every thing the guy touched. I can see George eventually getting in this guys face too.

If you think the toilet handle/faucet handle/paper towel dispenser handle are cleaner than your junk, you're out of your mind, or someone with horrifically poor hygiene.

If you're that worried about the restrooms..Think of the sweaty obese people on a hot summer day that filled the seats you're about to sit in that has dispatched a few hundred times by the time you sit down..

Besides, honestly if you're that worried about hand hygene at the restrooms, I suggest you by the same Alcare Antiseptic Handscrub w/ Emollients that we use as a pre surgical scrub/unsoiled hands scrub if you really have that many issues.

There is so much more nasty places and you don't even realize it. And as long as your hands are clean before you expose them to any mucous membranes or have cuts on your hands, theres not really a break in the chain of infection.

Just calm down and do your business and clean up as best you can, the restrooms are meant to take a giant chili cheese fries dump or empty out your Kinzel cups, not be a sterile room to perform laproscopic surgery..

" take a giant chili cheese fries dump"

You win the internet tonight...

CP toilet paper is like way thinner than the cheapest Kleenex you can buy. Trying to wipe yourself in the stall just gets brown all,over your hands. That's if you can avoid the warm urine that has been sprayed all over the stall. Walking out to the sink, your feet stick to the floor, due to the sticky dried urine everywhere. And the stench, especially in the Gemini restroom is overpowering.

^Sounds like you made a lot of rookie mistakes. :)

^^That's why you pull down about a quarter mile of that 40 grit sandpaper and scrape off any leftovers like a steel tipped plow..problem solved.

Are we not teaching kids this stuff these days?

And who says toilet humor isn't funny? This thread has made me literally LOL. I especially liked Clevelandkid calling it "paperwork"

Thanks all for my morning entertainment!

Always welcome..

Bathroom humor is one of the best...Have to say the pancake **** story I have is the best, but that's for another day lol

Thanks Dan.

Remember the job isn't finished until the paperwork is done.

Worst amusement park restrooms ever go to Six Flags America. Walled into one of theirs at noon to find literal crap smeared all over the walls. Went back to the same one at 6 PM, and nobody had even attempted to clean it up.

^ blame the customer, not the park. I'd quit on the spot if I was the employee assigned to that bathroom

You'd quit if asked to do your job?

In that scenario, absolutely