To cold for water rides?

Soak City has opened on Memorial Day weekend for quite some time now.

bholcomb's avatar

I only watch the water rides to see chicks in bikinis.

It's Fun to Point!'s avatar

^Exactly. That's the only thing I'll look forward to when taking the kids to Geauga Lake this summer.

Mark Small's avatar

Yes, that's what he said. I'm surprised that people were actually riding Snake River Falls yesterday with temps in the 50s.

JuggaLotus's avatar

Ben, that works until its a chick built like you or me who comes out wearing the bikini, then you have to re-think your plan completely.


Goodbye MrScott

John

The best is waiting at the bottom of the speed slide when their bikini tops might adjust or come off altogether :)

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loneranger7281's avatar

^ never thought of that one :)


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Jesz's avatar

You guys are perverts. lol. I'm gonna somehow have to warn all the girls at the park about you all. ;)

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"You wanna, you gotta, you hafta hold on, Cedar Point...HOLD ON!"

hmm..


dang, to bad Soak City is closed tomorrow...lol

Now I will not ride those water rides, because there are all these dumb reasons behind it now...

First, the air temps have to be 80+ degrees to ride, for me.

Second, I have to be in my bathing suit to ride, because I don't like getting wet in my cotton clothes going around wet all day in the park.

third, I probably won't be wearing a bikini because I'm so skinny and if I do go around in one (soak city, snake river) People who are not as scrawny as me will stare at me and it makes it not fun anymore. :)

It's Fun to Point!'s avatar

Sorry....I stare. Don't let it ruin your time though.

Pete's avatar

Skinny is a LOT better than fat. I tend to look away from the fat ones in bikinis who should be in one piece suits.


I'd rather be in my boat with a drink on the rocks,
than in the drink with a boat on the rocks.

I never stare. It's like looking at an eclipse, get a quick glance then look away. ;) Of course I may do that several times...

Another reason I don't stare is ever since the wife got Lasik surgery she can see the same thing(s) I can. I hate Lasik!!!!!

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It's Fun to Point! said:
Sorry....I stare. Don't let it ruin your time though.

....................haha
I think your allowed to check someone out twice maybe before it gets annoying in line.

djDaemon's avatar

How many times you can check someone out depends largely on what they're wearing.

JuggaLotus's avatar

^ - or if you are wearing sunglasses.


Goodbye MrScott

John

loneranger7281's avatar

Very dark sunglasses are a blessing. :)


Firemen never die, they just burn forever in the hearts of the people whose lives they saved

Phantom 1898's avatar

Well, I went on Thunder Canyon Friday, 63 degrees, but the water was like 30


my friend and i went on thunder canyon saturday morning when it was still chilly outside and we didnt get wet at all so then we talked the rest of our group into riding it cause we werent wet so they thought that they wouldnt get wet and then they went on it and every single person except me and the person that rode it the first time got soaked lol. they were so pissed cause we rode it twice and were still perfectly dry and they rode it once and looked like they jumped into lake erie lol.

JuggaLotus's avatar

*blink*blink*

Well, one child left behind isn't bad is it?


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John

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