The DO's and DONT's at Cedar Point
DON'T: Lock your keys in your car.
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I fool so feelish...
(Of course, I have made suitable arrangements for getting them out again when it's time to go home...)
--Dave Althoff, Jr.
Don't- Eat at Johnny Rockets.
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"Wheres the Callahan factory?!?!?"
Do: Stop by the lemon chill guy's stand
Don't: Pee off the MF entrance ramp
Don't: Poop at the MF exit.
Those don'ts are based on story's of people doing that at CP, and are true.
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"This second hill is my favorite part of the ride. It is so Cool!"
I almost got stuck on MF
Don't: Blame someone when your kid smacks his face into someone's elbow after falling off the rail after being told not to sit on it 100 times....
Spoken from a true experience....
*** This post was edited by Grue 5/29/2003 12:38:14 AM ***
*** This post was edited by Grue 5/30/2003 12:24:49 AM ***
Don't expect to be in the park for very much longer!
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If beating old people is wrong, i don't want to be right! hehe
trips to CP:3 Dragster:1 MFer:4 Magnum: 8 doesn't get any better then a nice day in may!
DO: Ask Dick Kinzel for his autograph. If you have a pen and paper, he will autograph what you have.
DO: Bring a pen or marker when asking Mr. Kinzel for his autograph. My friend didn't get it only because neither him nor Mr. Kinzel had a pen.
DON'T: Go on WT when you are feeling bad, as someone said earlier. That is the only time I ever got sick from a ride.
DON'T: Go to the Friday's on the beach. It is terrable.
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Avalanche Run - My first Roller Coaster.
Magnum XL-200 - The BEST Roller Coaster!
bholcomb said:What about scantily clad 12 year olds making out in line? Can I at least br grossed out/appalled by that?
I was a little more grossed out by the two ugly lesbians making out in line. I think I should be allowed to be a little more grossed out over that than the twelve year olds.
Do: Feel bad for your friend that gets stapled on Mantis for no reason.
Don't: Puke on the Mean Streak and blame the ride. It's your weak stomache, don't yell at the nice ride-ops.
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"Enjoy your day at America's Rockn' Rollercoast!"
TheOne001 said:
Do get mad when the rides break down and throw a fit.
That's funny; I don't think I have ever seen a Cedar Point ride throw a fit. I've seen them break down. I've even seen a couple of them throw parts. Dragster even threw a tire. But I don't think I have ever seen one throw a fit. If one did, though, that might be a good reason to get mad!
--Dave Althoff, Jr.
DO: Stay until closing!
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DO ride Cedar Creek Mine Ride and Iron Dragon, because nobody else does
DO buy some fries from the Happy Friar. MMMMMMM
DON'T line jump
DON'T ask employees when it is going to stop raining, or when the 10:00 light show is
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Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space.
-Khan, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Millenium Force Maniac said:
I was a little more grossed out by the two ugly lesbians making out in line. I think I should be allowed to be a little more grossed out over that than the twelve year olds.
Point well taken
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2003 Stats - Visits: 2
TTD:2 MF:3 Mag:3 WT:2 MS:5 Raptor:2 Mantis:0 Gemini:6 DT:1 CCMR:2 CS:1 ID:1 WC:1 BS:1
Do: hit the bathroom before gettin in a line over 2 hours long
Dont: drink 32 ozs of mountain dew to wake up before goin to park
atleast on a cool day
Don't: Smoke in line or yell bomb.
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CP 2K3: 4
Do: Take advantage of the free water.
Do: Eat at Midway Market (mm mm good!)
Do: Get a shake at Johnny Rockets (Creamsicle...OMG it's good!)
Do: Ride Woodstock Express and Paddlewheel Excursions.
Do: Take your Girlfriend/Boyfriend
Don't: Make out with them in line...wait till you get to the car...PLEASE.
Don't: Request stupid R&B and Rap..ish song while in line.
Don't: Eat cheese on a stick if you don't want to be constipated for the rest of the day.
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AKA...Somewhatchewy, Joseph the White.
-Random Little Preppy Girl "OH MY GOD! I love your hair...it's fun!"
-Me "Umm....Thanks...."
-Ben "LMAO! YOUR HAIR IS FUN!"
-Me "Shut Up."
veilside6 said:
Don't put your thumbs up when the ride ops do because you think they do it to amuse themselves and you think you're being funny. Its part of their safety procedures.
Thank you veilside not only is it annoying when people do that but it is also stupid.
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Crow: Mike can I have a car like that?
Mike: You can't drive.
Crow: I can drive, I'm an excellent driver; I'm not wearing my underwear.
Camp Snoopy 2000-2002
Mean Streak 2003
DON'T: sit in front of someone on the Meanstreak who just drank a cup of pop they will puke all over you, it happened to me.
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