Spelling

I know this isn't about Cedar Point, but I thought some of you could get a really good laugh out of it as we all pray (or hope) that this doesn't come to pass.

Simplified Spelling

I apologize in advance, but this was just too good to not post something about it.

-EDIT- Fixed the url
*** Edited 7/7/2006 1:02:28 PM UTC by JuggaLotus***

Oh dear.

I find it frightening yet hilarious. The simplified spelling used in the article is fairly nonsensicle. Also becomes aulso. Hmm... 4 letters is harder than 5?
*** Edited 7/7/2006 1:04:41 PM UTC by djDaemon***

I am very bad at spelling, but this is even scary for me!

Greg

Man, that article is rough to read. I C Dur Poy nt. :)

Are kids really having a hard time learning the language?

they're probably spending too much time playing Roller Coaster Tycoon! :)

The chat shorthand-speaking youth of today might have some hope yet.

"'ROFL'... rhymes with 'waffle'."

You know, it's really sad when America is too lazy to learn how to spell the right way. ;)

Huh?

MrScott

She said, yoo noe, etts reelee sadd wenn Amairekka iz too lazee too lurn haow too spel tha rite wae.

hey wasup..................o n2m hbu.........n2mjcobtp

(hey wats up.............oh not too much how about you?..........not too much just chilling out by the pool)

PWUCASDDIAT

People who use chatroom acronyms should drunk drive into a tree.

Okay, my head is about to burst. I don't get bent out of shape about those words that are hard to spell, but some need to meet my friend called spell check. :)

I won my regional spelling bee and went to the state. I spelled consceintious wrong. I still can't spell it.

That is quite possibly the most retarded thing I have ever seen...it's not liek that wuuld help...haha

^ Well it looks like it could help you a little bit Patsfan82090. ;) *** Edited 7/8/2006 8:48:39 PM UTC by Jerreus***

Didn't they try this already as Ebonics?

The next thing they'll be doing is simplifying the word "come".

Ok, wut is goen on heer? Is evryone crazy? Or am I just way behind the times?

Seriously, I've never had too much trouble when it comes to spelling (just figuring out how to get this stupid spyware off after running about 6 virus scans in the past 36 hours), and I don't really see why we need a "simplified" system. In that article it took me almost twice as long to get through the sentences that weren't written normally.

Athlugoh I hvae nthonig wonrg wtih mnxiig up teh ltertes of wrdos.

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