Speils from around the park?

Hey, at least you didn't have Paddlewheel's speil, that's about six minutes of mostly talking, plus you have tons of filler jokes and alternative jokes to use. The sad part is I could type the whole thing out too...

At Michigan's Adventure they wanted us to spiel the whole time on Timbertown Railway, but I was the only one that did then I got sick of it, so I stopped.

The sad thing about spiels is that I will always remember the Shivering Timbers spiel that Kevin wrote out. Hopefully I will get to Op Magnum next summer and won't have to really worry about a spiel.

Welcome Back MineRiders! When the the lapbars are released exit to your right and all the way down the ramp to the midway... Enjoy the rest of your Stay at Cedar Point America's Rollercoast!

Oncoming riders enter the train, quickly and carefully, only 2 riders per seat, once seated fasten your seatbelt, and pull back on the black lap bar when a ride operater releases it. (if you need more leg room cross your ankles.)

While riding keep arms, and legs inside the train at all times. Secure all loose articles Cedar Point is not responsible for anything lost or damaged. Picture taking is strictly prohibited.

Enjoy your ride- we'll see you back here in 2 minutes 42 seconds. All Clear.

RCFreak said:
Hey, at least you didn't have Paddlewheel's speil, that's about six minutes of mostly talking, plus you have tons of filler jokes and alternative jokes to use. The sad part is I could type the whole thing out too...

Hector, I rode PaddleWheel at least 10 times this season and never saw you. The rest of your crew knows me.

Josh M, when people would get out to the right (which was on every train), I would say, "As a friendly reminder, your right is the opposite of your left..." Most people got a kick out of that.

i know a whole bunch of spiels. i just dont feel like typing them all out. but if any one wants one just let me know and i will type it out for u. here are all the ones i know. cp & le railroad, turnpike cars, giant wheel, troika, space spiral, maXair, midway carasel and thats all i can think of right now.

oncoming riders, welcome to Mean Streak, one of the worlds tallest and fastest wooden roller coasters. At this time please place any and all loose articles you may have such as backpacks, bags, purses, stuffed animals, water bottles, and anything else you do not wish to lose on the exit side of the platform before boarding. then have a seat quickly and carefully fasten your seatbelt tightly and pull down then push up on your lapbars to make sure they are locked. Secure any small loose articles you may have such as hats glasses keys and cell phones, by placing them in a pocket or down you shirt. Please put away all cameras, because picture taking of any kind is strictly prohibited for safety reasons. The mile long track will take you up 161 feet and drop you down 155 at a 52 degree angle. reaching tobp speeds of 66 miles per hour, so sit up right, hold on tight, and enjoy your ride.....You are clear, gone, adn out of here, well see you back in 3 minutes, adn s10 seconds.

the sad thing is i havent done it in about a month.

What about chapstick? Can I hold chapstick?

WT Anyone?

I'd do it but I can't do the beautifull young lady who did the recording justice.. :)

Neuski said:
What about chapstick? Can I hold chapstick?

Do i have to put my camera away? I want to take pictures. they let me do it on every other ride i've been on how come I cant do it here?

Our auto speil was horrible. The people who installed it screwed it up somehow. When we would turn on the lift the auto spiel would make really funky noises and there would be this awful background noise. It was hard to talk sometimes due to the noise.

Generic Ride Photo Speil Locations (the old fashioned way):
Rides: Raptor, Mantis, Mean Streak, Magnum

Welcome back (insert ride here) riders! While you were riding we took your picture, so come on in and check it out! Your pictures will be available on the monitors above for two minutes and two minutes only. If you would like to purchase this one-of-a-kind souvenir, please step up to the counter with your picture ID number. Thank you for riding (insert ride here) and enjoy your day at Cedar Point, America's rockin' roller coast.

We do have fun with a few of the rides, such as Raptor where "While you were riding..." is replaced with "While you were flying high and kicking the sky..." Other than that it is pretty much very generic from location to location, if anyone is even speiling at all.

Autospeil Ride Photo Locations:
Rides Millennium Force, Top Thrill Dragster

Millennium Force Autospeil:
Wanna see what your face looks like dropping 300 feet? While now you can on the monitors above as you exit. Just step up to one of our friendly cashiers to purchase your one-of-a-kind photo or keycain, and thanks again for riding Millennium Force.

As far as I know the only ride photo location that does not have a PA system of some sort is Camp Snoopy Photo/Woodstock Express, although I could be wrong, I have just never seen a microphone or control box anywhere.

Riders on the platform, please take off your hats, your glasses, and your flip-flops, and place them on the yellow shelves over there...before you get on the train! Cedar Point is not responsible for anything lost, damaged, or stolen, while riding. Thank you, and enjoy your ride on the Wicked Twister!

Raptor:

On coming riders, welcome to the 12million dollar green scream machine known as the Raptor. Please make your way quickly and safely to an empty seat. Once you are there, pull down on the green thing, fasten the black thing and make sure to secure all loose or valuable items. As with any ride in this park, Cedar Point can not and will not be held responsible for anything lost, stolen or damaged while on this ride.

We are gonna take you up to a height of 137 Feet, drop you back down 119 Feet and kick you flip you toss you turn you up to speeds of 57 mph. You will then encounter 6 complete inversions including our world famous cobra roll.

So sit upright, hold on tight and enjoy your flight here on the Raptor!
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Welcome back riders, how was your flight? (Screams) I hope you enjoyed the ride, when the train comes to a complete and final stop the floor will rise. When the silver floor touches your feet you can exit your seat, down the stairs to the right and enjoy the rest of your day here at Cedar Point - America's Roller Coast!

Welcome to super himalaya! For your own safety please remain seated upright, facing forward, with your lap bar locked, seatbelt fastened and tightened securely, and your feet on the floor while the ride is in motion. As a reminder, cedar point is not responsible for any items lost stolen or damaged, so please secure all loose articles. Thank you and enjoy your ride!

At this time you may unfasten your seatbelt, unlock your lap bar, and exit carefully though the exit gate at the midway side of the ride. Thank you for riding super himalya and enjoy the rest of our day at cedar point, america's roller coast!

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Welcome to corkscrew. Step in carefully only one person per seat. Once you are seated pull down on your black shoulder harness and fasten your seatbelt. emain seated upright, facing forward, with your head back and shoulders against the seat back keeping your arms and legs inside the train at all times. Hold onto the shoulder harness until the ride comes to a complete stop. Your shoulder harness must be poitoned properly and tightened securely against your body in order to ride.

Riders on the platform: backpacks, purses, electronics, stuffed animals, maXair cups and other loose articles are not permitted on this ride. These items must be left with a non-rider, left in a locker, or placed on the exit side of the platform. As a reminder, Cedar Point can not be held responsible for any items lost stolen or damaged during your ride. Thank you!

Welcome back riders. When the train comes to a complete stop, unfasten your seatbelt, push up on your shoulder harness, and exit carefully to the left and go completely down the exit steps. Thank you for riding Corkscrew and enjoy the rest of your day at Cedar Point, America's Roller Coast!

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oh the joy of getting the auto speil back...

Here's WT's... know it by heart and I haven't worked there in over 2 years...

"Welcome to WT. For your safety and the safety of other riders, please listen carefully to these instructions...

Please sit facing forward in an upright position, with your back and shoulders against the seatback, and hold on to the grab bars, until the ride comes to a complete stop. Shoulder harnesses and seat belts must be positioned and fastened properly. Hats, glasses, and all other loose-fitting items must be secured. Pregnant women should not ride this ride. PLease be aware that negative G-forces, or weightlessness, occurs during the course of the ride. Failure to follow posted safety rules, or audio announcements, may result in serious accident or injury. If you do not understand these instructions, or need clarification, please contact a ride host. Thank you for riding Wicked Twister, and enjoy the rest of your day at America's RollerCoast, Cedar Point!

Geez. Never worked that ride and know the whole thing... even the zany music cues. Riding it 47 times in one day though will do that.
*** Edited 11/11/2005 8:58:43 AM UTC by CPholic***

Good afternoon and welcome to white water landing. When you reach the platform you will be loaded in groups of 4 or 5 riders. Groups of 2 or 3 will be combined in order to form larger groups of 4 or 5. You must be 46" tall or accompanired by a responsible adult in order to ride. While riding we ask that you please keep your hands and arms inside the canoe and please do not rock or tip your canoe at any time. For your safety splashing is strictly prohibited. Thank you for riding white water landing and enjoy the rest of your day at Cedar Point.

Or our rap version from the chute. (yes over the P.A.)

Good day and welcome to white water landing

up here on the top is where I'm standing

please keep your hands and your arms inside

and never rock your boat from side to side

thanks for visiting at our joint

enjoy your day at Cedar Point

"Oncoming riders, the outside row of horses do not go up and down. There is no double riding, side saddle riding, or backwards riding allowed on Midway Carrousel. Please remain seated and face forward throughout the entire ride. Small children may not be placed on the innermost row of horses. If you place the child on a horse on the outside rowof horses, you must stand to the inside of the horse holding the child. Thank you."

Then you do the safety loop. Then it's:

"Welcome to Midway Carrousel. Please remain seated at all times and enjoy your ride."

Then the ride slows down and it's:

"Please reamin seated until the ride comes to a complete stop."

Then when it stops it's:

"At this time exit carefully throught the exit gates on either side of the ride near the front. Thank you for riding Midway Carrousel andenjoy the rest of your day here at Cedar Point, America's Roller Coast."

The raptor has just so many lovely variations....

Hold on tight get ready to fly because raptor rules the sky!

Grab your silver bars and kick those silver stars!

I hope you stocked up on frequent flyer miles because raptor is taking off!

don't close your eyes, you're kickin the skies!

we'll whip you flip you toss you turn you up down all around diagonally, backwards, everyway but sideways

We call this baby the dirty bird

Are you reaaadaaaaaaay!?

"Welcome to Power Tower. Power Tower is designed for guests who are at least 52" tall. Power Tower is not reccommended for guest who are pregnant, have heart neck or back trouble, or guests who have had recent surgery. For your saftey and the saftey of other riders, listen carefully to the follwing instructions:

Once the car comes down to a complete stop and the ride host has signaled for you to enter, you may enter the ride area and find the seat which corresponds to the number that you were standing on in the pre-loading chute. All loose articles such as hats, keys, glasses, and loose fitting shoes must be placed on the white shelves directly in front of your seat."
-That's as far as i got memorizing power tower's auto speil, but Dragster is another story:

"Welcome to Top Thrill Dragster. For the saftey of yourself and other riders listen carefully to these instructions. Remain seated, upright, with your head back and shoulders against the seat back, facing forward with your seatbelt tightly fastened and your arms and legs inside the train at all times. Hold on to the grab-bar till the ride comes to a complete stop. Lapbars must be positioned firmly against the pelvis and the muscular parts of thighs. Glasses must be secured by a tight-fitting strap around the back of the head to ensure they do not fall off while riding the ride. Hats and all other loose personal items must be secure. Be aware that negative g-forces, or weightlessness, occurs during the course of the ride. Failure to follow posted saftey rules and audio annoucements may result in serious accident or injury. If you do not understand these instructions or need clearification, please contact a ride host. (cue music) Thank you for riding Top Thrill Dragster and enjoy the rest of your day at America's Roller Coast, Cedar Point....blah blah...ready to goooooo..."

Lol..i know the queue spiel too...but i've gone on waaay too much.