Ride Names and Freudian Slips

Feudian slip....Magnum force. Think about it

Oh BTW, nice avatar ChrisC.

^Thanks, I knew someone would have to notice it.

I think the fact that Dragster is a condom to the Power Tower (the penis), stands for itself. And with Corkscrew right there.. you have the balls..

^I wonder if any younger person or family who comes on here to read this will agree with you.......

I do. I think its hillarious. Todays teenagers think that stuff is funny. Its not the 80s anymore.

You mean the 50's....?

That still doesn't make it funny.

And this is still a family site. So just because some of you are stuck (figuratively and literally) in 8th grade doesn't mean you should post stuff like that.

Some people just can't take a joke.

I know tons of people that easily identify that as what I said. It doesn't mean I'm stuck in the 8th grade. I'm probably much smarter than you.

It's a joke. Everyone knows what the male spot looks like, and what a condom is. Even a 4th grader knows. I didn't say anything appropiate.

Now back on topic.

PS. Freudian Slips = Pervertness. This topic, does not have much of it.

Yes, people know what it looks like, that doesn't make it funny.

Nor does it make it a Freudian Slip.

And not all Freudian Slips involve perversion. Of course, someone smarter would already know that.

Just because it's not funny to you, doesn't mean it's not funny to someone else. Durr.

CP_Obsessed_Freak1987 said:
... I didn't say anything appropiate.

I think that was John's point. ;)

that was supposed to have said "inappropiate".

CP_Obsessed_Freak1987 said:
that was supposed to have said "inappropiate".

Or you could just stop talking, as you've already dug yourself into a pretty deep hole.

I can only imagine the things you've said while working at the park in front of guests.

Oh, and nice little jab: "I'm probably much smarter than you" because, you know, that's mature and all. But I don't know how much intelligence it takes to operate Ripcord or be a Screamster...is it a lot?

I haven't dug myself in any hole. A first time guest can easily think and visualize that TTD looks like a condom, and if lined up correctly, PT can be a penis. Everybody here knows what both are, this isn't a site where we have four year old children lurking. Give me a break. I know I am smart, I don't need anyone to doubt me. And I can tell you I'm a damn good worker, I have heard nothing but.

It does take a lot to operate RipCord, actually.

Its really too bad it isn't the magnum that slides over the power tower. As it is, you get a PERFECT view of the Cedar Point penis right at the top of the lift hill of raptor. Take a look to your left next time you ride it and you'll see that the dragster fits perfectly over the power tower like a condom and at the base you can see the corkscrew making a perfect set of nuts.

Its not a freudian slip though. Its just an interesting (and hilarious) observation. I'm sorry people on here lost their sense of humor for the winter. Maybe you'll get it back when Cedar Point reopens. Do any of you even have fun when you go there? What do you do? Ride the space spiral and look at the bird poop that covers the tops of the buildings?

Lighten up people, its the internet. If a younger child stumbles across this website and their parents get offended, then maybe their parents should pay a little more attention to what their kids are doing. This message board is TAME compared to most of the things you'll find on the internet.

I can't think of any good, ride names and freudian slips either. Magnum force is such a boring one.

Thanks Randall.

And what I was initially going for is that some people can call TTD "the condom ride".

I incorporated some innuendos into my Magnum spiels last year a few times... "Ladies and gentlemen, please listen to the following safety instructions, because here at the Magnum we like to play it safe." Then there's the whole 194 feet and 8 inches gag. Jolly good times.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

mk522 said:
But I don't know how much intelligence it takes to operate Ripcord or be a Screamster...is it a lot?

Being a Screamster takes a hell of a lot more intelligence than being some whiny douchebag on a message board. If you're offended by the mention of a part of the human anatomy, then so be it, but to insult someone's intelligence (or the intelligence of a large group of hard working people) is childish and dumb. So how about you stop talking before you dig yourself into a hole.