Yeah Juggalotus's idea is straight up retarded :)
I assure you we can put a test wallet in my back pocket and I bet you anything by the end of the day, if not 2-3 rides on TTD or Magnum won't make it fall out.
I am most retarded though because I LOST MY WALLET WITH ZIPPERED POCKETS. You literally have to be drooling level retarded to lose it with zippered pockets right?
Gee, suddenly I remember...
When I was a really young kid in the 1970's, back in the days before anybody had ever heard of cargo shorts, I had shorts that were ideally suited to Cedar Point. The left pocket had a snap flap, the right pocket had a zipper, and the zipper pull had a little ring on the end of it. And for reasons completely unknown, there was a little snap hook attached to a front belt loop. So anything important (typically cash, penknife, and writing implement) went into the zippered pocket, which was then secured by attaching the zipper pull to the snap hook.
No points for fashion (but who cares, I might have been 9...) but I never lost anything! :)
--Dave Althoff, Jr.
My attitude has semi-recovered now that we have new card's being issued, my car is heading in to the shop tomorrow (tracked down the same bumper,etc) and I have time to cool off from....this weekend.
But I am a tough critic still....
Cedar Point does look like they do an awesome job recovering lost items. But most items seem to be very easy to find items. Black / brown leather wallets don't stick out like them easy to find pink razr's.
Plain and simple, zippered coat or not
http://www.ellis-brigham.com/tnf-images/205882922.jpg
This North Face bionic all weather zippered jacket failed me. Or I failed it....anyways. DO NOT RELY ON YOUR POCKETS.
Use the lockers, bring a debt card, photo I.D., and platinum pass and call it good.
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