News: Hooters to join Cedar Point food lineup

If you're unamused please contact the Department of Make Me Whole Again at BR-549.

Seeing as how after 17 years (we're old!) it's still perhaps the best P-Buzz April Fool's post...well...it's kind've like Cobra Kai.

Let's get a Twin Peaks instead! The food is way better than Hooters!

Twin Peaks? Better have damn fine pie and coffee.

That's not the place outside of Seattle. I can't believe we still have breastaurants in this day and age.

Sex sells, that's why the restaurants remain popular, and Hooters has done quite a few clothing collabs in the last couple years.

You mean like when Hooters collaborated with me and a bunch of guys on Halloween costumes? My name tag said “Missy” and I did jumping jacks at one of the tables. By request.

Nah, I meant the current collabs with the likes of Pac Sun, Spencer's, and Hot Topic. Ya must be out of the loop.

Oh, I’m definitely out of the Hooters loop, whatever that is, and I’m not sad about it.
And ya must not recognize a joke when ya see one.

Oh I can recognize jokes, just funny ones. Don't quit your day job.

Said the guy who is clearly still in the Hooter's loop.

Which is all kinds of awesome.

SuperS0nicSam:

Oh I can recognize jokes, just funny ones. Don't quit your day job.