News: Hooters to join Cedar Point food lineup

If you're unamused please contact the Department of Make Me Whole Again at BR-549.

Seeing as how after 17 years (we're old!) it's still perhaps the best P-Buzz April Fool's post...well...it's kind've like Cobra Kai.

Let's get a Twin Peaks instead! The food is way better than Hooters!

Twin Peaks? Better have damn fine pie and coffee.

That's not the place outside of Seattle. I can't believe we still have breastaurants in this day and age.

Sex sells, that's why the restaurants remain popular, and Hooters has done quite a few clothing collabs in the last couple years.

You mean like when Hooters collaborated with me and a bunch of guys on Halloween costumes? My name tag said “Missy” and I did jumping jacks at one of the tables. By request.

Nah, I meant the current collabs with the likes of Pac Sun, Spencer's, and Hot Topic. Ya must be out of the loop.

Oh, I’m definitely out of the Hooters loop, whatever that is, and I’m not sad about it.
And ya must not recognize a joke when ya see one.

Oh I can recognize jokes, just funny ones. Don't quit your day job.

Said the guy who is clearly still in the Hooter's loop.

Which is all kinds of awesome.

SuperS0nicSam:

Oh I can recognize jokes, just funny ones. Don't quit your day job.

Restaurant chain Hooters of America filed for bankruptcy protection in Texas on Monday. I wonder if this will affect the restaurant moving into the old Famous Daves location this off-season?

If I read the articles right, Hooters will be selling their restaurants off to their franchisees as a part of the bankruptcy. So if anything I guess Cedar Point will just outright own their Hooters location. Have a #CPBreastDay

From what I read, they plan to sell the company owned locations to a group of investors led by some of the restaurant's founders. They own about 30 high performing stores now primarily in Florida and Illinois. Talking about taking the company "back to its roots."

https://www.reuters.com/bus...025-03-31/

I love that this lives on 18 years later. It also reminds me how old I am. 😂

Detroit Basketball:

Restaurant chain Hooters of America filed for bankruptcy protection in Texas on Monday. I wonder if this will affect the restaurant moving into the old Famous Daves location this off-season?

What? I thought for sure a Twin Peaks was opening in Famous Dave's old space!

Hooters just went tits up.... er, filed for bankruptcy. Maybe CP could toss 'em a bone, no pun Intended? I can see the marketing synergies... the Peaks and Valleys Capital of the World!

Six flags has filed for bankruptcy many times more than hooters.

Sad news on the bankruptcy. I’m hoping to take the kids one last time before they all close for good.