News: Hooters to join Cedar Point food lineup

Detroit Basketball

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CRUEL!!!!!


"I'd rather be in my boat with a drink on the rocks,
than in the drink with a boat on the rocks." - Pete Babic (RIP)

"The joint on the site of the old antique cars is the tits." - Jeff Putz

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Ensign Smith

By the way, Walt -- nicely constructed article.


My author website: mgrantroberts.com.

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Cedar Point Man

Seems like a pretty Long Press Release! But Nice going Walt


RIP MR.SCOTT The ONLY MAYOR OF LIGHTHOUSE

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TTD 120mph

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I had to read Bryan's post to get it. Before I found out, I actually ran upstairs and told my mom and dad.......but then I kinda stopped in my room and looked at my calendar then came back to the computer and laughed.:)

It was THAT good Walt, I think you got almost all of us on that.


-Adam G- The OG Dragster nut

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bholcomb

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Nice One. I wish the part of the article which mentions 'Former Johnny Rockets Site' was true.

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Good Grief...

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Your the devil Walt. I think there was actually steam coming out of my ears & I sounded like the mom on the other end of the phone in Christmas Story ..."WHAAATTT, WHAAAATTT!!!! :p


randi <><
Peace Love Hope

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Gomez

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I could only imagine what would be said if this were true...

So much for that family atmosphere. :)


-Craig-
2008:Magnum XL-200 | Top Thrill Dragster
2007:Corkscrew | Magnum XL-200 | Maverick

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TTD 120mph

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But it has "socially acceptable" girls Craig.....seems family friendly to me.:)


-Adam G- The OG Dragster nut

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Ensign Smith

Talk about an attraction with big hills. :)


My author website: mgrantroberts.com.

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Gomez

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Two humps with great airtime. :)


-Craig-
2008:Magnum XL-200 | Top Thrill Dragster
2007:Corkscrew | Magnum XL-200 | Maverick

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Josh M.

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Meh... their food is terrible... I'd eat Johnny Rocket's food anyday over Hooters food. My brother took me there for my 16th birthday... I'm 23, and I've never gone back.


Ripcord Crew 2002 / MF Crew 2004

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Hopman

That's a good one. I guess "airtime-filled hill's would just a pply to the coasters.


2005: CP Group Utility (Garbage Detail)
Coaster Junkie From NH
Working at MHT airport

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coasterguy77

Ahh, man, that was good!! I totally believed it and yelled to my mom, and she was like "WHAT!!!" But the line "Our goal this season is to make Cedar Point more fun than ever for our guests, which includes a large number of men” gave it away :)

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Detroit Basketball

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Josh M. said:
Meh... their food is terrible... I'd eat Johnny Rocket's food anyday over Hooters food. My brother took me there for my 16th birthday... I'm 23, and I've never gone back.

Just ate at Hooters on Saturday. The food was EXCELLENT!! The service was excellent as well. Maybe their cooks have changed within the last 7 years?


"I'd rather be in my boat with a drink on the rocks,
than in the drink with a boat on the rocks." - Pete Babic (RIP)

"The joint on the site of the old antique cars is the tits." - Jeff Putz

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ltrain2006

LMAO Walt...good one! Had to read it closely a couple times before I figured out it was a joke...same thing with Google's prank....

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e x i t english

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I'd sure love to see that place at Coastermania. :-D

-Josh

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campfreak06

The thing about this that I found funny is I was planning on pulling the exact same prank on this website. I have to admit though, Walt did a better job making it sound more realistic than I could have done. I was also considering a "press release" regarding the immediate resignation/retirment of Kinzel.


I'm too sexy for my harness!

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crazy horse

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Ahhh...

Hooters and coasters.

One can only dream:)


what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Josh M.

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What about Hooters Girls on Coasters? Mean Streak preferably...

jk... (or am I?)


Ripcord Crew 2002 / MF Crew 2004

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Your mom is to fat to ride TTD.

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^ Your not.


Let's Get Weird.

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