April Fool's Day 2021
SANDUSKY, Ohio – The health and safety of park guests will always be a primary factor in decisions regarding park operations, and Cedar Point has worked hard to create a fun and safe environment to remain open to guests during the pandemic. While wearing masks inside the park, social distancing in ride queues and limited ride occupancy restrictions will remain in place at the park’s opening, Cedar Point is thrilled to announce “Restriction-Free-Weekdays” during the month of May to those individuals that can show a valid vaccination card.
“Weekdays in May are a long-standing tradition for many guests, especially those who visit the park locally,” explained Tony Clark, Director of Communications for Cedar Point. Working with the Ohio Department of Health (ODH) helped make this possible. Stephanie McCloud, director for ODH, applauds Cedar Point’s efforts last summer and their continued efforts to find ways to operate safely. “Now, with evidence from the CDC that the vaccines not only drastically reduce one’s chances of becoming infected with Covid-19 but also spreading it to others, businesses should have the opportunity to provide what they feel is best for their guests,” explained McCloud. “Cedar Point has gone above and beyond the guidelines established for reopening set by the state, and now guests who have been able to get vaccinated can enjoy the park in the way it was meant to be enjoyed.”
The “Restriction-Free Weekdays” will be May 17th – May 20th, and May 24th – May 27th. Guests will need to have a valid vaccination card that indicates at least two weeks have passed since the guest’s second dose of a Moderna or Pfizer vaccine, or the single dose Johnson and Johnson vaccine.
Exact hours of operation have yet to be determined for these bonus days, which were not initially in the park’s operating calendar recently released. “No one wants a return to normal, restriction-free operations more than all of us at Cedar Point,” stated Jason McClure, general manager of the park. “While the exact day of when that will be possible is the big unknown, we are thrilled to be able to offer this experience for our guests.”
Ohio’s governor, Mike Dewine, has stated Covid-19 restrictions would be lifted when the state maintains an infection rate of 50 cases per 100,000 for two straight weeks.
Promoter of fog.
Given that there is no such press release anywhere else on the Internet, I think we can assume this to be this year's gag.
If it were legit I would already have booked the time off from work!
--Dave Althoff, Jr.
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White
So I'll stop short of the dissection and simply say, based on the variety of responses, this year's installment was a success. Certainly more than anticipated.
You can quote me on that.
And yes, "cleared the story", meaning it was run past the black-shirt-higher-ups for a blessing. It's not my website.
'til next year...
Promoter of fog.
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