So every one was having fun and losing all of their money when...
suddenly, Raptor Jo was heard screaming in the....
...bathroom, so they went to investigate, where they saw...
Charlie Brown knocked out cold on the floor!..... ----------------- ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR DAY HERE AT CEDAR POINT...AMERICA'S ROCKIN ROLLER COAST. *CLEAR*
So they asked around if anyone knew anything, but noone did, so they gathered the Peanuts gang up so it wouldn't happen again, but then...
Charlie Brown came to, and described his "attacker" as an old guy in a sweathshirt that was looking towards the horizon when he ran into Charlie knocking him out...
by hitting him with Dippin' Dots, the ice cream of the future, and...
...what he didn't notice was his hoverround...
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Poor Charlie was drug a mind-boggling 2 feet behind the all-powerful battery motorized scooter...
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which is what he was riding, but there was also a SF bumber sticker on the battery.
Charlie said the the old man was planing on taking out every guest in the park and would have to be stopped soon!
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...but Charlie misinterpreted his threat...he wanted to take every guest out...to lunch.
but it was very interesting because he also had the SF bumber sticker...
and then he pooped his pants. ----------------- "If we go any faster, she'll blow apart for sure!"
No he didn't...
and then they spotted him, on Power Tower, but when they got there all they found was...
...a small note in red ink that said....
Charlie....I AM YOUR FATHER...
...And I want to take you all out..., but the rest of it was missing, where could it be?
...across the midway in the lagoon! Who's going to get it? Are you going to get it? I'm not going to get it...there are man-eating carp in there...