It's secret time

for saving some cash the price of a cedar point ticket at meijer is $41.90. Take 420 empty pop cans and recycle them, and you get urself a free ticket to cedar point.:))))

If you pay for parking, spend $20 or $25 on food at Famous Dave's or a few of the other restaurants not in the park, you will get the parking fee taken off of your bill. I believe Fridays does NOT refund parking, though.

When nature calls (AKA # 2)....Camp Snoopy bathrooms are the best place to go. :-)

Raptor Man said:
When nature calls (AKA # 2)....Camp Snoopy bathrooms are the best place to go. :-)

You can try to top this one, but it will be in vain.

Ensign's #1 Cedar Point secret of all time: you can bring anything into the park if you stash it in a stroller. We're talking firearms, heroin, heavy explosives, porn, midget hookers--anything that will fit. Just stick said items in or under a diaper bag (tip #1 sub-A: having an actual dirty diaper in the bag works wonders!)

It kind of helps if you have an actual baby in the seat, but if not, don't sweat it. You can fake that too...

The Cedar Point beach has been voted the #1 beach in Ohio and is available to anyone entering the park.

You don't even need to enter the park to visit the beach, just need to pay for parking.

And Mike, do you bring a lot of midget hookers to the park?

I'm not gonna say how many on a public forum...

If you really would like an accurate weather forecast, go into the Park Ops office on the side of the Coliseum and ask them. That is where all their fancy radar equipment is.

Because what's on the Internets via smart phones isn't good enough?

Ensign Smith said:
Ensign's #1 Cedar Point secret of all time: you can bring anything into the park if you stash it in a stroller. We're talking firearms, heroin, heavy explosives, porn, midget hookers--anything that will fit. Just stick said items in or under a diaper bag (tip #1 sub-A: having an actual dirty diaper in the bag works wonders!)

It kind of helps if you have an actual baby in the seat, but if not, don't sweat it. You can fake that too...

You had me at porn.

I don't normally tell people this but I'm Dragster's biggest fan. (but don't tell anyone else);)

It has been observed that parking by Soak City and taking the beach boardwalk to the Windseeker gate at 9 am with an ordinary admission ticket or season pass often will gain you early admission.

I like turtles.

if you talk nicely to the Games manager, you might be able to get test runs on demon drop before it opens... Oh, never mind.

First, I highly doubt cedar point beach was voted#1. First you can't even swim in the lake and second, the area by sandcastle suites has sewage black agae floating in it.

You mean you dont like walking in ankle deep water being screamed and whisteled at by a Nazi for trying to sit down to ATTEMPT to swim? Farm raised shrimp have a larger swimming area....

I don't think I recall seeing Nazis anywhere on the beach. We should probably call Harrison Ford, he's dealt with them a few times before. ;)

It was voted best beach, not best swimming area.

clevelander said:
You mean you dont like walking in ankle deep water being screamed and whisteled at by a Nazi for trying to sit down to ATTEMPT to swim?

Comparing the actions of a 20-something lifeguard to the slaughter of millions of people is both moronic and insulting. Please don't do it again.