If rides could talk...

Shoot the Rapids- Am I really a water ride? My riders never seem to get wet.

VertiGo- I've fallen, and I can't get up!

Monster -- Oh not again! Clean up, car number 3.

Raptor-- Shoo Seagulls!!

Dragster and Millennium- its so lonely at the top

Space Spiral (as it falls fading out)- HELP ME!!!

Dinosaurs Alive: RAWR!

^^ hahaha you don't say!

Paddlewheel Excursions: Braaaaaaaains.......

Millennium Force (2012 season): "I don't feel like working hard today"

Wicked Twister: (as Space Spiral falls) Don't Fall On Me!

TTD: It's Wiinnndy up here!

Jr. Gemini: Mr. Ride Operator, I doubt they actually want to ride again.

GateKeeper: Does this mean I can choose who I want to come in?!?

Space Spiral: (As its falling): TIMBER!!!!

A Merry-Go-Round Horse: I'm feeling a bit stiff today.

Power Tower: This may be the weirdest topic ever.

Corkscrew: You're right, Power Tower.

Millennium Force: SPIDEEEEEEER!!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!

Scrambler - Give me a few beers and maybe I'll last longer than a minute.

Raptor - Oh crap.

Wildcat-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voT59CkxIfw
Windseeker- So your tall, Gatekeeper? Meh...
Wild Eagle- I still have the drop... WHY!?!
Wicked Twister- There goes the neighborhood
Troika- This is new, I can see the beach.

Mean streak....Supporting chiropractors since 1991

Thunder Canyon: Choose wisely.

EARTHQUAKE!

This thread is kind of "zzzz....". Can we talk about the roar of a cheese-on-a-stick fart after a day at the park? Imagine holding that puppy in on the car ride home with a date.