If rides could talk...

Since gatekeeper is here, I decided to do a thread with the updated list of rides: (I did a few for now)

Gatekeeper- Heh heh,I make all the other coasters look ugly!
Raptor and Mantis- So much for being the B&M duo...
Millennium- Hey, I bet I am still gonna be the favorite around here...
Dragster- Wow, a new ride that actually might operate, unlike me!
Maverick- Bet I still have the most popular fast lane line!
Blue streak- Aww, gatekeeper's paint job reminds me of a dear old friend by the name of avalanche...
Wicked twister- Hey this is my beach! Git yer own!
Windseeker- Aww, do I have to wear this?
Space spiral ghost- And to think they blew me up so they could put in a lousy shade area...

I thought they were all pretty corny until I got to the Windseeker one, that's pretty funny

Troika - What the heck happened!!??

Iron Dragon- Wait, my best friend was replaced for for bleachers?!?!?

Corkscrew - Keyholes over the entrance don't hold a candle to me

Magnum - Another nice day for loose-fitting bikini tops in Breakers Bay.

Also Magnum - Does it seem like I'm sinking? Because I feel like I'm sinking. Hey, Lemon Chill Guy, I'm talking to you!

Top Thrill - Magnum, don't listen to Lemon Chill Guy! It's a trap! He said they were gonna tear me down after my first season!

Shoot the Rapids - I hope my boats float this year!

Mean streak- common guys, I'm not THAT bad...

MaxAir- "Everyone gets a front row seat!"

Maverick, Shoot the rapids, Windseeker- *chuckles* Pah, it looks like this one will actually be ready opening day.....

If rides could talk....hmmmm....the webcams must still be down ;)

I'll throw my 2 cents in, what the hell!

I think WindSeeker would sound like Bill Lumbergh from the movie "Office Space"! Ummmm, yeeeeah.... I don't think that yellow contraption is going to do any of us, ahhhhhhh, any good...mmmmkay?

Thunder Canyon -- What do you mean I'm all wet?

Blue Streak

Magnum: Guys, I have got this sinking feeling over here...

Alright, I'll play.

Gemini: And to think - it was only 35 short years ago, I was the biggest bad ass around .. I dominated the world !!

Twister-"I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!"

Anything Intamin: "As with so many doomed relationships, I'm not going to let you ride me anymore, because you're gained too much weight."

Gatekeeper (answering Twister): How good do you look next to me?

Bluestreaker said:
Thunder Canyon -- What do you mean I'm all wet?

And smell like fish?!?!