Funny Ride Ops

Gemini: If you are standing on the yellow line, you are VIOLATING Ohio Revised Code ###.####......

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DIPPIN DOTS!!!111 THEY ROXOR YUR WORLD!!1!

Yes!  Oscar from Gemini is hilarious!
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Steuks!!
VertiGo flights: 4
MF: 28

Funniest spiel I ever heard was on Mean Streak on 8/16. At the end of the ride, the op said "Welcome back Mean Streak riders. Did anyone of you actually enjoy your ride?" in a realy sarcastic tone of voice.

I know what your talking about Shivering...me and my husband were laughing so hard...we ususally go up to cp a few times a week after 5..and this guy will have you laughing so hard..last time we were there..he was doing the skit from Saturday Night Live..the one with the two girls who have their own cheezy radio station (I forgot the name of the show they do) and then he incorporated Gemini into that skit..It was great~!  We rode Gemini like 5 times in a row that night..and he never had repeated material!
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On Raptor:
"Oncoming fliers, welcome to Raptor, we'll be taking you up 1..ft and dropping you...oh, that would be bad..."

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"Nothing wrong with some air time," he said...
Richard Kinzel, Ceo of Cedar Point.
(2001)

On Raptor:
"Oncoming fliers, welcome to Raptor, we'll be taking you up 1..ft and dropping you...oh, that would be bad..."

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"Nothing wrong with some air time," he said...
Richard Kinzel, Ceo of Cedar Point.
(2001)

It wasn't mean streak as regards to the hysterical monotone, it was me on gemini. I was VERY dry because i was miserable. I was also unfortunately the ATL. Bad job for a bad person. good times. I am going to carouse with tarts now. later.

Dan.. your spiels rocked....

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"I know that smile.. she found something fuzzy and alive.."
MF total - 393 laps
VertiGo Launches - 72
June 11th, 2001 - Gemini 100

I love to hear the creativity by the ride ops.  On Mantis, the OP said, "Enjoy your day at America's big bowl of Spaghetti and Meatballs".

The Raptor guy is funny too, a big redheaded guy, he calls it the Flippin' Chicken.

Mantis had some really sketchy spiels that even I thought were inappropriate.  Bob would have spun in his perverbial grave.
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Criss
Mine Ride crew/ATL 2000
Mine Ride TL 2001

I was in line for the front seat on Raptor and Jeff (yes that was his name) was doing a very good job with the instructions.  He commented on how thier uniforms look like Domino's Pizza delivery guys.  Jeff also was talking with one of the passengers, so he had to do the instructions very fast, then said something like "What?  You didn't get that?" as the train departed.

During the entire wait that I had for the front, he didn't repeat anything.  It made the wait for the front MUCH more enjoyable!!!

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Millennium Force - world's first and greatist gigacoaster!

JT Coaster-that would be one of our TLs Jeff from last season, yes he was one of my fav ride ops, and co workers. He is now working at Disney in Florida (lucky dog)
He was awesome and a sweetheart too :)

Jo
2000 Raptor Crew
2001 Raptor Crew
Gemini 100 "Survivor"
Po!nter Girl-FOREVER! :)
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Welcome back Raptor riders-how was your flight??

When we were there on 9/8 in line for the front seat of manis we heard some great saying.  I don't remember them all but it was something along the lines of put all loose articles in the bins, toupees, detachable arms, loose legs, and small children.  They were great, had us laughing the whole time.  That just goes to show that a ride op enjoys their job.  :)  Good job mantis crew!

shoewee/goldberg

http://shoewee.tripod.com

The funniest spiel ever on our crew was when drama-Mikey was having a predictably bad day and decided to exercise his right to sardonicism on our PA. "Oncoming riders, sit down. Don't take pictures, don't lose anything. Cedar Point is not resposnible for anything because they don't care about you, like they don't care about me and I am about fed up. Dan, I'm losing it. Sit down and enjoy the damn ride." After this, he ran downstairs and started crying. Good times.
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Gemini ATL & Fike's worst decision in 2001.
self-proclaimed "barometer of hip" as well as "omnisexual crusader"

I've got another one, it's from last year:

Mantis: It's higher than Raptor, smoother than Mean Streak, faster than Gemini, goes upside-down more than Millennium Force, and it's just plain cooler than Iron Dragon.

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Paul

luvraptor, what is a TL?
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Millennium Force - world's first and greatist gigacoaster!

TL stands for Team Leader.
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"I dont think I can take anymore. I am going to phone my family, read some comics and hopefully dream about the Authority being real and sorting this mess out. Naive? Sure, but I have dont have any other ideas right now."

*** This post was edited by Intamin2k on 9/19/2001. ***

Intamin2k your sig is about the same way I feel...you can only take so much, you know...?

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MF count: 20

Oscar was spieling on Magnum Friday.

I heard a good one on Magnum Sunday.

"...hold on to all loose articles,such as backpacks, cell phones, pagers, soft drinks,hot dogs,..."

I don't know why they said that! LOL :)

jerry

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jerry@magnummania.com