Funniest shirt you saw this season

For lack of anything better to do when waiting in the lines I know we all have read more than our share of shirts and some of them were hysterical.
Keeping this CLEAN and PG-13 what shirt(s) do you
remember? I had 2 I can remember:
"Runs with Scissors"
"I'm not an alcoholic-I'm a drunk-alcoholics go to meetings"

2000 CP trips (so far) 12
2000 Raptor flights: 44 (301 lifetime!)
2000 MF laps: 61
2000 Banshee laps: 25
2000 Power Tower Drops: 2





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On front "Make 7" on back "Up yours" hehe. :)

I thought that was pretty funny.

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This is old. But the first time I saw the "nice people swallow" t-shirts, I about choked to death from laughing so hard.

Betty Ford Alumi shirt was the best this season so far..

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It said Can't sleep clowns will eat me!

Anyother one was I used to be schizophrenic! But we're okay now! :)

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Kyle
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201.3 Miles to the Point from Owosso MI

For those who know about this one (Dan), you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. We saw this guy wearing said shirt in the Magnum line sometime towards the end of the '98 season. Since it was very explicit I'll leave the details out All I'll say about it is ...

"You'll have a ball!"

The kicker was the guy wearing the shirt responded to our laughter by saying, "You really should go sometime" :)

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Scott W. Short
sshort@mediaone.net
http://www.midwestcoastercentral.com

I thought it was funny that there were four guys wearing Hawaian Tommy shirts and... oh wait, I know those guys. ;)

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Jeff
Webmaster/Guide to The Point
Millennium Force laps: 39

Don't forget the matching shorts too!

On the front, in small letters:
"my shirt says"
In big letters:
"AMBERCROMBE"

On the back:
"Now will you go out with me?"

Very funny Jeff & Oldie. I just wish I could have seen "Team Penton" so I could have had a good laugh. :)

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Brandon Sorc
Millennium Force count:46
www.spiritofthepoint.com

What Scott is refering to is the wonderful Testical Festival. That had to be one of the funniest things I have EVER seen at Cedar Point. The second funniest shirt is kinda graphic so I will keep it clean. It involved the Ohio State Buckeye's Mascot and a cheerleader from Michigan. Remember what state the point is in and you can probably figure out the rest of the shirt.

GO TEAM TOMMY!


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daniel j. haverlock
'99 Magnum Count: 801
spiritofthepoint.com

I've got a few.

"Make 7" on the front, and "Up Yours" on the back.
"You're just jealous because the voice talk to me"

"My mom says I'm special" and "My mom says it's just a phase"-you had to see the guys wearing these shirts to understand.

I also saw a shirt that said "PIMPERCROMBIE AND (a word that rhymes with FITCH"

The best shirt I've seen this summer is one that said "CHICKS HATE ME".

My other favorite was a white shirt but the person took a magic marker and wrote: "My tag says ABERCROMBIE" on the sleeve they put jersey numbers.

I myself have a shirt that says "Pimpercrombie and (you know the word"

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Even though it didn't "say" anything, I seen someone wearing a shirt with a picture big Cheese Burger by a beach and palm trees. I figured it must be from the song "Cheese Burger in Paradise". It still made me laugh though.

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"Please do not steal, the government hates competition!!!!!". That shirt made me laugh.

The Excorcist T-shirt on MF line. A white silkscreen of Linda Blair hurling enormous amounts of projectile vomit. A passed the guy in line about 20 times and laughed every time.

The picture showed and chicken and egg in bed. The chicken quite satisfied and the egg a bit upset. The back said "I guess we now know who came first"

I saw a girl wearing a t-shirt with a picture of Eric Estrada , "Ponch" from CHiPs. I still laugh when I think about it. Who the heck makes these t-shirts. Lol! *** This post was edited by Bernz on 9/1/2000. ***

The "Runs With Scissors" shirts are popular among Weird Al fans.. as his newest CD is "Running With Scissors". Personally.. I thought my shirt was pretty funny.. a parody of the Intel Inside logo.. "Intamin Inside".