First Rider Benefit

I am going to be the first person to walk through the entire queue before boarding. I am going to make everyone walk behind me because I will be first in line. If they don't, that would be line jumping and cause for removal from the park.

First to walk the full queue!

Yes

^Is the queue considered a separate credit? :P

Walking through the full queue is his right as a Cedar Point enthusiast. I'd love to see how well that would go over with everyone. XD

I am a credit whore!

Yea, I think we got that like.....months ago.

At least he admits it.

Just Coasting said:

I am a credit whore!

You don't receive credit for being one.

I don't honestly care if you are one. Just make sure to wear protection when doing your credit hustling. Otherwise, you'll have to answer to your Credit Pimp.

Just Coasting said:

I am a credit whore!

Now that you've come clean, I feel whole again.

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with credit-thelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

If it lasts longer than six hours seek medical attention.

Lusty Lil has a job for you.

RCMAC said:
If it lasts longer than six hours seek medical attention.

*4 hours

Lash said:
Lusty Lil has a job for you.

But she told me there was nothing dirty going on!

I purchased 2 tickets for my wife and I. This is our 1st time attending the First rider benefit, and we are beyond excited. We are always thankful for everything CP does for us. 1 month to go!

Tickets purchased. Now for this event, being $75 a pop for a ticket, I will be holding the park to a high standard which they will need to rise to fill. I'm thinking GateKeeper media day style of expectations. And if they fail to live up to the expectations, they will indeed hear about it...loudly.

But I have faith Cedar Point will put on a great event and make the cost of admission worth it. Fingers crossed anyway.

It’s a charity event and he is concerned about what will make him Whole. Me, me, me, me. Smh.

There is not supposed to be an ROI on charity events!

For $75???

A donation to charity?

You couldn’t even be bothered to donate to charity on your own? You deserve nothing more actually, you’re getting what they sold you for your “donation”, a ride. One.

Seriously, This brings entitlement to a new level.

For the 75 bucks you get to snag as many rides as you can. The Season Pass free nights are one ride only.

And nothing from him about what will happen if the event is nice.
I’m at the 250 level. How loud do I get to scream if CP doesn’t live up to my higher than high standards?

Let’s hope he’s being facetious instead of a jackass.