I'm going to try and hammer this out while I still remember it, because between the coasting, the alcohol and two nights in an uncomfortable bed, I'm more fried than Keith Richards at a crack party.
After the less than stellar weather last weekend, I knew this weekend would be crazy. Friday saw a crowd three times what they were expecting (though still manageable) and Saturday was a record day, topping off somewhere around 45,000 people.
The people in close company were my lovely bride, Stephanie, my cousin, his hoochie and best friend. We arrived at Breakers around 6:30 and checked in to our phat suite with lake view. After spending more time there later, I became irritated with some little things, namely the uncomfortable beds (nothing compared to the sofa bed) and the mold around the tub. Come on Cedar Point... accomodations is the one place you seem to always let me down, even if in little ways.
Despite the 10,000+ Friday crowd, waits weren't bad at all. I was surprised at how much I liked Iron Dragon at night, and Raptor gave some fast rides. Mantis had an insanely long line, and it was back to stack-o-rama, so we bypassed it.
We jumped in line for a 45 minute wait at The Force. After some little turds tried their best to get behind us, we landed front seat. The experience was nothing short of religious, and I don't think I'm exaggerating. The three key airtime points, Magnum hill, return hill and bunny hop, each pushed so hard that I could actually feel the hard part of the lapbar, something I hadn't felt since Superman at SFDL. I was shocked. The raw speed around the dark island would have been a powerful enough experience, but this was insane. Watching that moonlit track pass below me at high speed was nuts. For lap 46, it sure did surprise me.
A quick jump on a space shot and we headed back to the Breakers Love Shack, where Steph had fallen asleep (something about teaching at 6 a.m. that morning ;)). After sucking down a few Hornsby's adult beverages and tying one on, something my cousin and I started last year as a new closing weekend tradition, cuz, his hoochie and I headed out to the empty beach. We crashed in the sand below the moonlit silence of Magnum's shadow. We discussed the meaning of life, the importance of not holding in your gas and the lack of real election choices. It was a real moment of zen. Still not sure how I got sand in my shorts, but the chafing was minimal.
On Saturday, the girls started the day at the hot tub, and both had stuff to do back home. The boys and I entered the beach gate following the national anthem and walked to The Force, where we got on in about 20 minutes. Not as warm and fast, but still a good time.
We crashed on the Thunder Canyon observation deck to contemplate the impact of Einstein's Theory of Relativity. (Actually, very little thinking took place throughout the weekend, but it's the only way to explain away the little in between parts.) I had never seen Thunder Canyon start up, so we sat and waited, since most things still weren't open until noon. There came the trickle, followed by the flow, followed by the rapids. They sent a few boats, but I noticed the water level wasn't quite up at the line on the wall of the trough. Later, on the train, we'd see them pulling the boats off the ride, putting it to bed for the season. As it turns out, the unusual loss of leaves in the neighborhood crippled the ride, and they couldn't keep the water up where it should have been.
Once the park was opened for business, we hit Mine Ride and Gemini with short waits, and 20 minutes at Magnum.
I'm not sure what crack baby was given the oversight to care for Magnum this year, but they should be fired. The axel problems seemed to be handled, but the wheels were in sad shape, making for a very rough ride.
We jumped on Corkscrew to visit Melissa, "Magnum" Dan's team leader and better half, and ended up waiting 15 minutes. Hmmmm... that's odd...
From there we witnessed a FULL Power Tower queue. Didn't we just ride Magnum in 20 minutes? Back to the main midway, I saw how crazy it was. Wall to wall people. I'd later find out that they cracked 45,000 guests, a big day even in July, let alone October. The boys and I were beat, so we returned to the room and crashed for two hours.
Steph returned from her errands and the boys went home. We tried to get something to eat, but the service restaurants were all swamped, including Bay Harbour (where several snobby boaters gave us dirty looks). Since two ATM's were cashless, the other thing that the park always fails at, we jumped in the car for the off-point McDonald's. I should have known better... those idiots still don't have a clue at that place. We took our value meals to Battery Park to take in the fully illuminated skyline across the bay.
Back to the park where I shot a little night video of The Force, and we quit for the night around 11.
This morning, Steph headed for Indiana to pickup her wedding dress, and I did the beach gate thing. The weather then proceeded to suck. It was wet, cold, gray and generally ugly. The very stuff that causes seasonal affective disorder. I jumped in line solo for a Force ride and hooked up with Pete Babic for two more to round out the count at 50. All of the usual suspects were there, including Mr. Althoff, ShiveringTim, IrishCoast and others. Having reached my goal, Pete, Dan and I headed for... refreshments.
To Red Garter for the Hot Country Hoochies, I mean, Nights, show and a few adult beverages. They changed the show a little and added a cute replacement with brown hair to the singing lineup. The modified show included red wigs, to go along with the leather skirts, so naturally I was all about that show. That's not PC, so sue me, I'm heterosexual and have a pulse (and a fiancee who doesn't feel threatened by me identifying attractive women other than her). The fiddler in that show is nothing short of amazing. Trust me, I'd sooner have my toe nails removed with pliars than listen to country music, but the talent in that show this year was amazing.
I was burning out by this point in time, and continued walking around the trail. Sitting all alone at the Thunder Canyon entrance was Natalie/Backstreet Girl/Nat the Cat, oddly enough back in uniform. Seems she was there for fun but got suckered in to working! I spent some quality time chatting with her and moved on.
At about 6, I split, not prepared to close the park as I was tired from the long weekend and had stuff to do. It was another outstanding season, but I didn't feel like turning the celebration in to a funeral.
On the way out, Toledo's ABC affiliate was shooting on Perimeter Rd. doing a story about the weather and its impact on the park this year. My favorite PR rep was there with them, so I took advantage of it and parked the car to shoot video from the road.
Overall, it was an outstanding weekend... one spent with family and close friends for a change. It was nice to share something with them that's so much a part of what I do in my spare time.
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Jeff
Webmaster/Guide to The Point
Millennium Force laps: 50