Cedar Point Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris is the only person allowed to scare the screamsters.

Every night before he goes to bed, Chuck Norris checks his closet for Bill Spehn.

I've worked at the Point for a couple of years and a few of my friends and I really enjoy taking Chuck Norris jokes and turning them into Bill Spehn jokes.

09-Kiddy Kingdom, Disaster Transport, Wicked Twister, Giant Wheel Triangle.

10-Giant Wheel Triangle, Disaster Transport, Raptor

Niktastic said:
Every night before he goes to bed, Chuck Norris checks his closet for Bill Spehn.

I've worked at the Point for a couple of years and a few of my friends and I really enjoy taking Chuck Norris jokes and turning them into Bill Spehn jokes.

That's the best thing ever!!!

Haha. We found it kind of funny. I decided to call Bill Spehn my personal Chuck Norris.

09-Kiddy Kingdom, Disaster Transport, Wicked Twister, Giant Wheel Triangle.

10-Giant Wheel Triangle, Disaster Transport, Raptor

He really is...I mean, it is Bill!

For a minute, I thought you were going to give us a link to Mr. Six. Now that would be interesting to watch.

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Chuck Norris looked at the sign and laughed. Chuck Norris does NOT get wet on Thunder Canyon.

Chuck Norris does not bow to the Overlord.

Chuck Norris secretly is the Overlord.