What would Cedar Point be without the swarming of bugs? I have heard of the muffleheads and the may flies; but what about the damn healthy spiders? I remember a few years ago they were all covering the ceiling of the bathroom. I have never been so scared in my life to pee!! No wonder they're so big, they have an all-you-can eat buffet of muffle-heads and fish flies...
WHO WANTS TO DO A STRIP SEARCH IN MY DORM ROOM AS I ARRIVE JUNE 15th??
"I'm not scared of select spiders, just scared of the ArachniCedarPointers"