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Well, you sure asked a lot in that post, but I'll try to manage
1.) It can very anywhere from a walk-on to 2+ hours. (If you are going to be there all day, and go when the gates open, I would start in the back. Skip Raptor, Mantis, and MF. Head for Magnum for a walk-on, then Mean Streak, and head up Frontier Trail and THEN hit MF, Mantis, and Raptor.)
2.) Magnum, MF-very few goods songs unless you like R&B, and Raptor have DJ's. They moved the booth in the Raptor line for some reason-Anyone know why? And Mantis has a music video system running all the time, but they have the screen covered. So just sit back and enjoy classics from 1996 like "Love Shack", "Ironic", and "Hold My Hand".
3.) In the MF and Mantis line, you can watch the ride. On Mantis, you will get used to the trains screaming past and hurting your ears. On Raptor, you can watch Blue Streak's trains go down the lift hill and returning to the station.
4.) On Magnum, Gemini, Wildcat, Cedar Creek Mine Ride, Iron Dragon, and Blue Streak, I think you can take your backpack and sit it down where your legs are
Mantis, Raptor have boxes you can put your stuff in on the other side of the station, so when you are ready to get on, go across and put your stuff in there. MF is VERY, VERY strict. You can NOT have anything taken on unless in can be put in you pockets-except a hat which you have to put in your shirt, whcih I do until we get out of the station, then I take it out and snap it to the lapbar. Glasses need a strap on them if you want to wear them on the ride.
5.)I'll just name a coupl. MONSTER is the same as the Spider at your local fair. CHAOS spins around while it tilts up, and your car can spin freely-altogether a very disorientating ride. TRIOKA is like the Orbiter at your local fair, but not as intense. WITCHES WHEEL has the tallest height restriction at 60". It spins fast as it gets up to 90 degrees, so you are going straight down and straight up.
Hope there answers help you.