Ways CP Guest Services could make you whole again

A Free caricature.

Yes, but then how will you make me whole again when it looks nothing like me?

Free Face Painting to cover the scowl.

hmmm, maybe they could so something special just for me on my Birthday! OH WAIT, they already do -and have for a while.

Guest Service gave me a Birthday pin/button that I happily sported the entire day last fall while spending my Birthday at the park :D

I brought it home and added it to my collection of CP Halloweekend pin/buttons.

Limo service to the next ride of my choice with Chick-Fil-A sammies and a adult beverage in the back.

I would rather they make me feel like half. That way the restraints would be more comfortable and I would never worry about the walk of shame.