Voyage to the Iron Reef at Knotts...

I read that in Kevin Nealon's voice.

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Kris

Kevinj said:
...and we even got a nice, serious post from Mystical Matthew (he has a soul).

Ssssh! Don't tell anyone! Let's keep that our little secret! ;-)

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Well, Kevinj finally said it, "...a traditional... dark (make out) ride." YES! That's what I want, a traditional dark make out ride. Forget about the guns, maybe a little scenery, but lots of dark and only two to a car would be preferred.

Jeff said:
Jesus, you guys really overthink BMG. And parenting. The character essentially is a child.

Woh... Spoilers.

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Bluestreaker said:
Well, Kevinj finally said it, "...a traditional... dark (make out) ride." YES! That's what I want, a traditional dark make out ride.

I dunno... The youngsters seem to find the queue lines plenty private enough for any and all "activities"... ;-)

Although... To be fair I've not seen nearly as many "in-line makeout sessions" in recent years. Maybe the Fun TV's have something to do with that?

It would be cool to go through a "Tunnel of Love" type of ride again.

Maybe they put in that video screen shooter ride but I was thinking it would be cool if they also did an in-house type of old style dark ride with moving cars in the style of the dead attraction cemetery we see at Hallloweekends. All the defunct rides or their themes coming at you, a time warp with lights for Disaster Transport, the lady on the ceiling of the funhouse could have her face turn scary, they'd have to come up with a praying mantis to scare you, maybe a slanted room full of Schwabinchen spinning maidens like a maze Alice and Wonderland style, it could be very creative with the right people planning it. It just crossed my mind because it would be nostalgic and good talking points to share with the younger ones, and "remember that one?" or "I wonder what that one was" and look it up at home. We like to look at the cemetery at Halloweekends, I'd think a ride like that would be a lot of fun and a good break in a day of adrenaline rushes.

Anyway, that is my cheaper idea that I think would be attractive to people. Cedar Point has a long history and it would show its pride in its past inventory of rides. They can dig out the old props for a lot of it.

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3snoH un=l said:
I read that in Kevin Nealon's voice.

That's exactly what I was hoping for. And my name is Kevin. Weird.

Promoter of fog.

That was one of my favorite SNL eras, too.

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Mystical Matthew said:
Although... To be fair I've not seen nearly as many "in-line makeout sessions" in recent years. Maybe the Fun TV's have something to do with that?

No, they are to busy starring at their mobile devices. The only make out sessions that happen now is if they have porn loaded on their device.

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than in the drink with a boat on the rocks.

Pete said:
Mystical Matthew said:
Although... To be fair I've not seen nearly as many "in-line makeout sessions" in recent years. Maybe the Fun TV's have something to do with that?

No, they are to busy starring at their mobile devices. The only make out sessions that happen now is if they have porn loaded on their device.

Wait... So you're saying they'd rather have their hands on their phones than on each other?

I weep for today's youth... ;-)

3snoH un=l said:
It would be cool to go through a "Tunnel of Love" type of ride again.

Kennywood still has their "tunnel of love" ride.

Admittedly, it has a wretched "Garfield's Nightmare" overlay, but the ride itself is a classic "tunnel of love" ride.

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